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Song Parodies -> "Wag the Dog and Let's Splash Wisconsin Dells!"

Original Song Title:

"Metro"

Original Performer:

Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Wag the Dog and Let's Splash Wisconsin Dells!"

The Lyrics

Dedicated to those who are courageously standing up for the belaguered civil servants of Wisconsin in the face of an emerging ur-Fascism under banner of the "Tea Party" and its pseudo-patriotism....
I've been thinking
that we start to realise
That we're only
being used by "the Four Hundred" crowd
To serve as their stupid parrots and
duckspeak a pro-business line,
Not to mention being lied to
by establishment prolefeed--
Maybe it was time that we realised
That we can't always live off that box;
Instead, we ought to wag the god by
Splashing in Wisconsin Dells instead....

Who can stand for
all this prolefeed most hatemongering?
The Gadsden Flag
becoming too hackneyed as well,
Especially among those with weakest minds
too arrogant to realise all this time
That they're only being pawns
for the interests of business....
It's time to burn the Gadsden Flag for once
And show the rainbow such instead,
All the time that we're wagging the dog
By splashing Wisconsin Dells instead....

[insturmental riff]

We are not mindless mutants who can be
Used as but reckless pawns and worse;
We'd rather be wagging the dog by just
Splashing in Wisconsin Dells instead....

(repeat first stanza)

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Say Cheese - February 24, 2011 - Report this comment
You know it must be getting bad in Wisconsin when Kahuna Accidentale of the Dells is getting edgy.

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