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Song Parodies -> "Eating the Buffet"

Original Song Title:

"Take My Breath Away"

Original Performer:

Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Eating the Buffet"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Eating broiled chicken,
Think of the pounds you will gain
You just keep on lickin'
All the crumbs off of your plate

You keep on returning
Getting seconds in the line
All the food that you can eat for $14.99
Eating the buffet
Eating the buffet

Watching you eat salad
Makes me feel like throwing up
Stuff it down your throat,
Then wash it down with 7-UP

You keep on returning
Getting seconds in the line
All the food that you can eat for $14.99
Eating the buffet
Eating the buffet

I am so sorry I asked you
To go out on a date
Taking you out to a diner
Was a major mistake
You make my stomach ache
In the café

Eating broiled chicken,
Think of the pounds you will gain
When we get our bill,
Then you will be the one to pay

You keep on returning
Getting seconds in the line
All the food that you can eat for $14.99

Eating the buffet
Eating the buffet
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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Billy Florio - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I counteracted the one guy for you...you didnt deserve that score...good parody
lebeiw15 - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Submitted three parodies today, and I'm assuming I got hit by him on "Swiss Cheese" and "Failin'", too... it's getting old, Evil One-Guy... Thanks for your comments
Kristen - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I gave you some 5's too. Very good!
David Moore - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
It was pretty, though it really didn't meet the pace very well.....but anyways, it was funny!

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