Song Parodies -> The Hetro
| Original Song Title: | "The Metro" |
| Original Performer: | Berlin |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Hetro" |
| Parody Written by: | Mike Portney |
I'm alone
I forgot my bus pass
Made phone calls
Cause I'm hungry for some ass
Loneliness led to pain
Then I met a guy named Wayne
Leather pants, dyed hair
Wanted to go out with me
I remember searching for the perfect words
I was hoping he might change his mind
I remember the sadness on his face
When I said “I'm a hetro'
Late that night
He led me to bars by the hand
I declined
When he offered me a dance
Minutes passed with shallow words
When he found out, he was hurt
He can see it now,
Because I told him I'm not gay.
I remember when he tried to hold my hand
"I'll love you always" filled his eyes
I remember that night, and it wasn't keen
When I said "I'm a hetro"
When I first realized that he was in love with me
I thought "How can I tell him I'm not gay?"
I remember hating him for loving me
Because I'm a hetro.
I forgot my bus pass
Made phone calls
Cause I'm hungry for some ass
Loneliness led to pain
Then I met a guy named Wayne
Leather pants, dyed hair
Wanted to go out with me
I remember searching for the perfect words
I was hoping he might change his mind
I remember the sadness on his face
When I said “I'm a hetro'
Late that night
He led me to bars by the hand
I declined
When he offered me a dance
Minutes passed with shallow words
When he found out, he was hurt
He can see it now,
Because I told him I'm not gay.
I remember when he tried to hold my hand
"I'll love you always" filled his eyes
I remember that night, and it wasn't keen
When I said "I'm a hetro"
When I first realized that he was in love with me
I thought "How can I tell him I'm not gay?"
I remember hating him for loving me
Because I'm a hetro.
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