Mark Martin pulls ahead
In the opening Lap
Then Kurt Busch takes the lead aren't we
Bobby Labonte goes for a spin
A Loose Tire escapes pit road
from the Tasmanian Devils's* Stall

When will Kurt Busch won? (Kurt Busch won?)
At Hampton, GA (Atlanta Motor Speedway)
What About Jeff Gordon? (or Kevin Harvick?)
or Tony Stewart?

Edwards passes Dale Jr.
Leaves Nine cars on the lead lap
Then Jeff Gordon tries to take the lead
But Kurt Busch gets it back.
Hornish takes out Bill Elliott
On Lap 204.

When will Jeff Gordon won? (Gordon won?)
At Hampton, GA (Atlanta Motor Speedway)
What About Carl Edwards?
(or Agent Single O-7) Casey Mears?

Kurt Busch stays high off (Turn 4)
And Passed Jeff Gordon (Taking The Lead)
And the "Need for" Scott Speed (Made a Chain Reaction)
Wreck off of Turn 4!

(INSTRUMENTAL)

C. Edwards holds the lead
But Kurt Busch holds off Jeff Gordon
And the Checkered Flag came off!

And so Kurt Busch won (Kurt Busch won)
The Kobalt Tools 500 (Atlanta Motor Speedway)
What About Jeff Gordon? (he finished 2nd)
Edwards finished 3rd

Harvick finished 4th (Vickers 5th)
Bowyer ended 6th (Kasey Kahne is 7th)
Tony Stewart is 8th (in the 14)
Jimmie Johnson ('08 Sprint Cup Champion) is 9th!

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