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Song Parodies -> "Heaven's Not A Place On Earth"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven Is A Place On Earth"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Belinda Carlisle

Parody Song Title:

"Heaven's Not A Place On Earth"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

This is what Belinda Carlisle would sing if she knew what she was talking about. (This may be inspiring to those who are going, and funny to those who aren't.)
Ooh, baby, do you know what it's worth?
Ooh, heaven's not a place on earth
The way to heaven is through new birth
Who said heaven was a place on earth?
Ooh, heaven's not a place on earth

Jesus Christ came then
He died for you
And He rose again
Narrow path He paved
Just believe in Him
And you will be saved

When your time on earth is through
Your soul's released and you start to move
And you're flying through the stars above
And God lifts you up in a wave of love

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, heaven's not a place on earth
To get to heaven you need new birth
God says heaven's not a place on earth
Ooh, heaven's not a place on earth

When conviction starts
Just pray to Christ
Ask Him in your heart
If you're lost in sin
Confess right now
And be healed within

In this world we just keep sinning
But understand our Saviour is living
Baby I was afraid before
I'm not afraid anymore

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, heaven's not a place on earth
To get to heaven you need new birth
Because heaven's not a place on earth
Ooh, heaven's not a place on earth

In this world we just keep sinning
Must understand our Saviour is living
Baby I was afraid before
I'm not afraid anymore

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, heaven's not a place on earth
To get to heaven you need new birth
Because heaven's not a place on earth
Ooh, heaven's not a place on earth
Ooh, heaven's not a place on earth
Ooh, heaven's not a place on earth
Ooh, heaven's not a place on earth
Ooh, heaven's not a place on earth...
John 3:7 "Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again."

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