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Song Parodies -> "Stayin Alive (in counter strike)"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Stayin Alive (in counter strike)"

Parody Written by:

Braingoo

The Lyrics

(People always asking me how to keep from getting shot every 5 sec while playing counter strike here is my answer in song form.)
Well, you can tell by the way I use my glock
I'm a gamer man: no time to type to talk.
Music loud and noobies warned, I've been playing games
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
Didn't I pown you the other day.
Now I just can't understand
Why when I play in your server I get banned

Whether you're a Camper or whether you're a Rusher,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
around all the corners i'll be peakin' and down every hall a sneakin',
and I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well now, I get low and I try to hide,
and if I can't get either, I usualy die.
But if I jump like I got wings on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
that was you I powned the other day.
Now i just can't Understand
Why when I play on your server i get banned.


Whether you're a Camper or whether you're a Rusher,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
around all the corners i'll be peakin' and down every hall a sneakin',
and I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

How did I get up here. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, Down
How did I get up here. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, Down

Well, you can tell by the way I use my glock
I'm a gamer man: no time to type to talk.
Music loud and noobies warned, I've been playing games
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
Didn't I pown you the other day.
Now I just can't understand
Why when I play in your server I get banned

Whether you're a Camper or whether you're a Rusher,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
around all the corners i'll be peakin' and down every hall a sneakin',
and I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

How did I get up here. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, Down
How did I get up here. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, Down

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Overall Rating: 3.8

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Barry Gibb - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody of our song. But it was made in the 70s not the 80s. Year was 1977.
Dylan Baranski - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment
You got banned from playing on our servers because you kept fragging guys wielding M-249s with that Glock of yours, bub.

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