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Song Parodies -> "Cat Toupee!"

Original Song Title:

"Tragedy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Cat Toupee!"

Parody Written by:

Smurf and Mr. Horse

The Lyrics

Cat Toupee!

Hair it lies
in the sink and and water swirls around
Losin' mine
In the drain it slowly filters down
Goin' bald
I just can't stand my gleaming dome
I think I should be bowling you
Cov'ring you
Try'n ta grow hair that's new!


(chorus)
Cat Toupee!
When your hair is gone and you can't grow some
It's tragedy
When that bald spot grows and you don't know why
It's time to swear
With no hair above feel you're
goin' nowhere
Cat toupee!
When you lose yer hair and ya got no dough
It's tragedy
When that bald spots grows and you don't know why
You sit and swear
With no hair above - feel you're
goin' nowhere


Night and day
there's a yearning down inside of me
Make my own!
From the feline fur of ol' "Fluffy"
Down she goes
And I make the pelt into a "piece"
I really should be glueing it
holding it
Is just the pitts! It's the pitts!


(chorus)
Cat Toupee!
When your hair is gone and you can't grow some
It's tragedy
When that bald spot grows and you don't know why
It's time to swear
With no hair above feel you're
goin' nowhere
Cat toupee!
When you lose yer hair and ya got no dough
It's tragedy
When that bald spots grows and you don't know why
You sit and swear
With no hair above - feel you're
goin' nowhere

(repeat chorus and fade)

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Moose - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment
This is very imaginative! Right on....

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