Tweets
All I really want are tweets
And in the morning it’s tweets
Cause in the evening it’s tweets

I like the way my friends talk
Easy way for me to stalk
And I find out when they leave
And rob them ‘cause they’re naive

Back in the day
Talking to Shaq there was no way
Following Ashton was foul play
I had no friends from Bombay
I sent a tweet saying ‘Hey”
Got my response without delay
I spend my days tweeting away
Addicted now, ego buffet

I hope one’ll say,
“Introducing fish fillet”
Or a coupon for the buffet
Maybe a Dell T.V. giveaway
Here’s what my friend convey
They had a great cheese tray
One friend really likes crochet
What happened to Hal McCray?
I need to check up on Cold Play

Tweets – on my vacation
Tweets – talk about breakfast
Tweets – instead of cleaning
Tweets – now on my cell phone
Tweets, that’s all I really want is tweets
Two at a time I want tweets
In my email and RS – tweets
It’s time to whip out my tweets, tweets, tweets, tweets, tweets!