Gas Monkey - that funky Monkey
Gas Monkey - chunky
That funky Monkey

Monkey eats food heres how he'll feel
He'll let out a stench thats more than real
He puts his left leg down - his right leg up
He'll tilt back his head - He can't let out enough
He'll fart in a bottle - He farts in a can
Monkey will fart on Charlie Chan
We offered Bean-o - but he won't take it
When it come to farting he would never fake it
Monkey goes splee - and you will see
Double R. psses out most definitely
We hate Gas Monkey ,but he rock well
He got a castle Chile - thats where he dwell

Gas Monkey - that funky Monkey
Gas Monkey - chunky
That funky Monkey

Cause he'll fart anytime - and anyplace
If monkey want you ill - He'll fart on your face
Monkey cause death if mixed in dry ice
Personally, I think the smell is nice
Farting by the lockers, smell'n kinda funky
Me and my crew we flee'n Gas Monkey
Monkey asked why? - we started to cry
Told him to bend over and sniff his behind
He gave it a big sniff - and then a tiny lick
He fell to the floor, shouted "Ick-ick"
He still farts a bit - But you know his Monkey twitch?
It did begin with that small lick that we all say was sick

Gas Monkey - that funky Monkey
Gas Monkey - chunky
That funky Monkey

He goes to a bar - puts a beer down
He makes a big fart and spreads it around
Take a sniff - you can do it- you get right to it
You got a quiet fart - thinking your cool
He'll take your place at the bar - and fart you off your stool
He'll down inch dog in a single gulp
And if you got beef then stink you'll gulp
Monokey and farting and reelin' and rockin'
Sniff, Sniff - Death, Death - what y'all knockin'?
His song his stench got you in a trance
If you don't buy his record he'll fart in your pants
He stink it - He think it - He see it - He be it
We love Gas Monkey but we don't want to be him
He got the bottom - you can't get enough
Come on everybody lets smell that fffff

Gas Monkey - that funky Monkey
Gas Monkey - chunky
That funky Monkey