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Song Parodies -> "Gas Monkey"

Original Song Title:

"Brass Monkey"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beastie Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Gas Monkey"

Parody Written by:

Pugmo

The Lyrics

Gas Monkey - that funky Monkey
Gas Monkey - chunky
That funky Monkey

Monkey eats food heres how he'll feel
He'll let out a stench thats more than real
He puts his left leg down - his right leg up
He'll tilt back his head - He can't let out enough
He'll fart in a bottle - He farts in a can
Monkey will fart on Charlie Chan
We offered Bean-o - but he won't take it
When it come to farting he would never fake it
Monkey goes splee - and you will see
Double R. psses out most definitely
We hate Gas Monkey ,but he rock well
He got a castle Chile - thats where he dwell

Gas Monkey - that funky Monkey
Gas Monkey - chunky
That funky Monkey

Cause he'll fart anytime - and anyplace
If monkey want you ill - He'll fart on your face
Monkey cause death if mixed in dry ice
Personally, I think the smell is nice
Farting by the lockers, smell'n kinda funky
Me and my crew we flee'n Gas Monkey
Monkey asked why? - we started to cry
Told him to bend over and sniff his behind
He gave it a big sniff - and then a tiny lick
He fell to the floor, shouted "Ick-ick"
He still farts a bit - But you know his Monkey twitch?
It did begin with that small lick that we all say was sick

Gas Monkey - that funky Monkey
Gas Monkey - chunky
That funky Monkey

He goes to a bar - puts a beer down
He makes a big fart and spreads it around
Take a sniff - you can do it- you get right to it
You got a quiet fart - thinking your cool
He'll take your place at the bar - and fart you off your stool
He'll down inch dog in a single gulp
And if you got beef then stink you'll gulp
Monokey and farting and reelin' and rockin'
Sniff, Sniff - Death, Death - what y'all knockin'?
His song his stench got you in a trance
If you don't buy his record he'll fart in your pants
He stink it - He think it - He see it - He be it
We love Gas Monkey but we don't want to be him
He got the bottom - you can't get enough
Come on everybody lets smell that fffff

Gas Monkey - that funky Monkey
Gas Monkey - chunky
That funky Monkey

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Pugmo - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This is the best parody ever.... lol..... am I a legit judge of my own works or what?
casey - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
odd!!! wierd!!!!!!!! cool!!!!! i loved it!! again again!!! hope you like it too!!!!!!
Lionel Mertens - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah you should vote for yourself too. Maybe someday you'll become president. Shhhh.... don't tell anyone but George Bush actually had the adacity to vote for himself. Despite all this I give you fives.

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