Look out it's Elmo,so hit him with your elbows
Cookie Monster health is very really mental
I love Sesame,it's a real good time
Oscar's pet earthworm is so full with slime
Tribulation for the youth of the nation
Prairie Dawn's having bad vacation
Stupid reckless monsters attack,pigeons are ditching
Get out of the park I'm going for a ride I'm hitching
Hitting gophers with stupid Grover
Fighting heart to heart,Elmo's really taking over
You are on the street we call Sesame
So Prairie Dawn,though you are not quite awful to me

No Bert and
Another place,another street
Another neighbor I can meet
Another day another smile
Another someone vile

What if Prairie Dawn's crazy,she wants to kill us
So she no longer looks for no one to trust
Go around the street that we really live on
We will go and thrash Prairie Dawn
We're bashing Ernie like we're being out of luck
Hitting Bert along the way,take the rubber duck
Telly is here,no one interferes
Attitude is changing,Prairie Dawn is far pretty weird
If no one's sage in the street when friends will be foes
Although it is not a stupid way to go
Big Bird did a crime

No Bert and...
No Bert and Ernie
No Bert and Ernie

Ain't seen Elmo since Prairie Dawn's around
We wanted to get in the act downtown
Born and raised in street of Sesame
He's Snuffleupagus,we call him Snuffy
Like an Ernie to a Bert,a Bert to an Ernie
My kind attitude is getting too funny
Got cookies and duckies and garbage cans
Grover is getting way out of hand
No way out,you will stand a chance
You are looking for some anger to enhance
Better think before you say a word
But I'll get angry while leaving goof troops absurd

No Bert and
No Bert and Ernie
No Bert and Ernie
No (no) Bert (Bert) and Ernie (Ernie)
No (no) Bert (Bert) and Ernie (yeah)

No (no) Bert (Bert) and Ernie (Ernie)
No (no) Bert (Bert) and Ernie (Ernie)
No (no) Bert (Bert) and Ernie (Ernie)
No (no) Bert (Bert) and Ernie (Ernie)
No (no) Bert (Bert) and Ernie (Ernie)
No (no) Bert (Bert) and Ernie (Ernie)