Ghandi

I remember in my life
You was mentioned once or twice
goosey goosey man
I think you was hindu
whites were always bright
I bet that you used

persil
almost every day
pictures of you pass my way
ignorant am i
No one had told me
I never realized
you wasn’t ben kingsley, oh Ghandi

Well, you fasted for days without shakin, must ave sucked on a mint oh Ghandi
Didn’t help that you neighbour kept bakin
coz I need you today. Oh, Ghandi

at London university
a barrister you trained to be
meditation fuelled your inner shacra
some people called you bald , I called you mahatma oh Ghandi
Well, you always stayed bald without shavin
You got hitched at 13, oh Ghandi
forget steak it was spuds you were craving
And I miss you today, oh Ghandi

You were bald and short
A diamond geeza
In top trumps you drew
With mother thereza oh Ghandi

Well, you fasted for days without shakin, must ave sucked on a mint oh Ghandi
Didn’t help that you neighbour kept bakin
coz I need you today. Oh, Ghandi

Well, when asked once if you was a hindu, this is what you replied oh Ghandi
Yes im christian and muslim and buddhist and also jew