When I hear a bartender pouring drinks (drinks, drinks)
I can count on getting my fill
Take me where the vodka is strong
Let me be a drinking fool

Some prefer the Cheers bar
Sipping Coors beer on a stool
Me, I rather be at Charlie's Bar
That's where I am a drinking fool

I'll show you some moves rough as sandpaper
And others they don't dare teach in school
When the bartender says order up
Just give me a chance and my beer mug and
Presto
I'm a drinking fool

When those suds hit my nose
I ain't got a care man
I'm like Barney on Simpsons (cool)
Just give me a chance adn-
My beer mug and-
Hey Presto-
I'm a drinking fool
I'm a drinking fool, yeah!