-> "It's Glasto Time"
Original Song Title:
"Feed the World"
Parody Song Title:
"It's Glasto Time"
Parody Written by:
Plug
The Lyrics
Glaso Time
It's Glasto Time
There's no need to be afraid
At Glasto Time, there’s only ale. There’s no Lemonade
And in our camp that’s filthy, smoking weed is not a crime
Leave your toiletries at home this GlastoTime.
But say a prayer
Pray for a bit of fun
At Glasto Time it's hard, when there’s no f*cking sun
There's a world outside your tent flap
And it's a world of mud and beer
Where the only water’s flowing from the burst bank of the weir
And all the bands that play there, go back stage and shag a few
Well tonight why God is it them instead of you?!
And there won't be sun in Somerset this Glasto Time
The only thing the scousers bring is crime
(Oooh) Where nothing ever dries
Disease, rats and the flies
Do they know it's Glasto Time at all?
(Here's to you) praying for a bit of sun
(Five whole pound) for a burger in a bun!
Do they know it's Glasto Time at all?
Mi-chael-Ea-vis
Mi-chael-Ea-vis
Mi-chael-Ea-vis
Let them know it's Glasto Time again
Mi-chael-Ea-vis
Let them know it's Glasto Time again
repeat then fade
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