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Song Parodies -> "A Christmas Carol Carol"

Original Song Title:

"Do They Know It's Christmas"

Original Performer:

Band Aid

Parody Song Title:

"A Christmas Carol Carol"

Parody Written by:

sloatead

The Lyrics

scrooge in about 3 1/2 minutes
Bob Cratchit:
It's Christmas time

Scrooge:
Bah, humbug, is all I say

Fred:
It's Christmas time

Scrooge:
Leave me alone and just go away

Charity collectors:
But in your world of plenty, you could spread a smile of joy

Scrooge:
Get the hell out of my world!

All:
It's Christmas time

Marley's ghost:
Well hello there, aren't I the ghostly one
This Christmas time, three ghosts you'll see before we're done

Ghost of Christmas past:
Let us fly out of the window, and take a look at yesteryear

Scrooge:
Well! There's Fezziwig. He sure knew how to spread the Christmas cheer

Ghost of Christmas past:
And your lovely fiancee there

Scrooge:
But the relationship was doomed

Scrooge's fiancee:
Ebeneezer, I'm afraid I don't love you

Ghost of Christmas present:
Let us see what's going on now at the present time
There's Tiny Tim, but short will be his life
Unless these shadows change, situations rearranged
Tiny Tim won't live too long at all

Scrooge:
No!

Ghost of Christmas yet to come:
See that grave? See the name carved on the stone?
Can't you see that this grave's your very own?
Will you change this Christmas time at all?

Scrooge:
Hello world
Have a merry Christmas time this year
Hello gents
Here's some coins for Christmas time this year
Hello Fred
Can I join you Christmas time this year
Hello Bob
Hope you had some merry Christmas cheer

Tiny Tim:
Hello Scrooge
God bless every one of us this year
Amiright, merry Christmas to you all this year

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Sweet Indigo - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Absolutely wonderful! *does the first voter's dance* I think I like this better than the original :D Nice summary!
Merry Heart - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Very cute!
I wish I was Bob Geldof - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I really enjoyed that parody. A classic story with a classic Rock song is a very good combination!!!

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