-> "There'll Be No Thanksgiving"
Original Song Title:
"Do They Know It's Christmas"
Parody Song Title:
"There'll Be No Thanksgiving"
Thanksgiving day, there's no time to sit and pray
From the parades and football games we must turn away
'cause in our world of commerce, we must shop until we drop
Plop our money in the till, Thanksgiving Day
Who gives a care? Who thinks of the working one?
We fight the crowd, so proud, but is this having fun?
There's a line around the corner, of parents filled with dread and fears
Kids who fail to get that new toy, are disgraced before their peers
The Salvation Army ringing "With your brothers will you share?"
We use credit cards, we have no change to spare
There will be no feast at Grandma's house Thanksgiving Day
A list of gifts we have to buy tonight
Electric gadget waits. He's lost who hesitates
There'll be no Thanksgiving Day this year
Thanks to those who gave up their holiday!
Thanks to those who won't get a raise in pay!
They'll have no Thanksgiving Day at all!
Where's the bird?
Let me eat Thanksgiving Dinner!
There'll be no Thanksgiving Day!
Beat your neighbor to that big screen
Boys and girls,
Twenty seven days to beg for...
String of pearls
Let him know you want for Christmas
Kauft es heute!
Morgen ist der schwarze Freitag!
Pagaremos en enero
(Repeat until exhausted, then fade into a Muzak rendition of "Jingle Bell Rock")
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