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Song Parodies -> "Do They Know It's Jiihad Time"

Original Song Title:

"Do They Know It's Christmas"

Original Performer:

Band Aid

Parody Song Title:

"Do They Know It's Jiihad Time"

Parody Written by:

Levvo

The Lyrics

Voted best song at the Taliban Christmas Party
It's Jihad time,
And infidels must be afraid
At Jihad time
We arm ourselves with hand grenades.
And with the will of Allah
We can fight a holy war
Put a rucksack on your back
At Jihad time.

But say a prayer,
Pray for the chosen ones.
At Jihad time it's hard
But when you’ve got a bomb

There’s a world outside my window
That is full of western whores
And I want them to be living
Under strict Sharia Law
Where their crimes are punished by stoning
As we cheer them to their doom
And don’t even get me started on the Jews

And while there may be snow in Kandahar this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get’s another wife
Ohh....
Where girls don’t go to school
Cause that’s Islamic rule
Do they know it's Jihad time at all?

Here's to you...
Holy war for everyone
Don’t you dare,
Even dream of having fun
Do they know it's Jihad time at all?

Bomb the world…
Bomb the world…

Bomb the world
Let them know it's Jihad time again.
Bomb the world,
Let them know it's Jihad time again

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Patrick - November 13, 2012 - Report this comment
I love this one. I always liked the original better than "We Are The World". You have brought this 1980's classic up to date. "Where girls don't go to school..." reminds me of that little girl in Pakistan who was almost murdered by primitive minded fanatics.

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