Song Parodies -> The Gonorrhea Song
| Original Song Title: | "Venus" |
| Original Performer: | Bananarama |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Gonorrhea Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny Pyro |
Found her at a school bus stop
Thought she was a real hot dame
The moment we stopped making love
My penis was in flames
I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
Well, I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
I guess she had a lot of guys
Jumping 'round from man to man
Black ones as well lighter shades
Got what everyone else had
Ahhhhhhh!
I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
Well, I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
Found her at a school bus stop
Thought she was a real hot dame
The moment we stopped making love
My penis was in flames
I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
Well, I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
Yeah, baby, I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
(fade)
Thought she was a real hot dame
The moment we stopped making love
My penis was in flames
I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
Well, I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
I guess she had a lot of guys
Jumping 'round from man to man
Black ones as well lighter shades
Got what everyone else had
Ahhhhhhh!
I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
Well, I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
Found her at a school bus stop
Thought she was a real hot dame
The moment we stopped making love
My penis was in flames
I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
Well, I'm your penis, I'm on fire
Got gonorrhea
Yeah, baby, I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
Yeah, baby, I've got it
(fade)
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Hey, I tried posting this exact song (though it was called 'penis') and it was rejected.....
I bet a lot of guys were crabby after reading this song. ;D
DAMMIT! WHERE ARE THE AMIRIGHT CENSORS! THEY JUST LET CRAP LIKE THIS SONG JUST FLOAT ON BY?
Burning up the charts. Your patients' chart, that is.
Oh come now, aoid, don't be a meatus.
I think Aoid is entitled to his opinion; whether he's right I don't know, but I don't think this one went over the line. I do agree with him about some of the other parodies on this site though.
I agree, Aoid is free to lick the bowl if she wants to.
Well....hmm....I was unaware that my parody was gonna cause such debate. Grunt, this just proves that none of our parodies are read....just the titles are. Aoid, whatever. I've seen a lot worse on this site without any comments from you. I don't know.....maybe you don't like the word 'penis' or something. Mensk....would that bowl be a toilet bowl? And to everyone else.....thanks for the votes and praise. :)
Nothing terribly wrong with this song. Don't forget that the "No Sex" rule was only implemented by Chucky about 1 month ago, so there are many "grandfathered" parodies of questionable taste staying put.
C. Mensk, how do you know what gender Aoid is?
It's obvious that he is female.
I'M MALE!
ya know what..... who really gives a crap what gender aoid is... and I mean seriously...I would think that if you actually read the title before reading it you would know ahead of time what it was obviously about and not read it. Its really not THAT bad. I think its quite funny. sometimes I wonder if your not all just a bunch of morons.
That was AWESOME!
This was horrible, such disgusting material.
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