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Song Parodies -> "Hunter Van Pelt"

Original Song Title:

"Cruel Summer"

Original Performer:

Bananarama

Parody Song Title:

"Hunter Van Pelt"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

It's been several years since I have written a parody of a song by a female artist. This parody is about the evil hunter in Jumanji and the parody is a view from Alan Parrish.
I'm playing a game that causes disasters in the town
Like the stampede of wild animals charging around
Just now, I heard a shot
And I found out
It's from an evil man
His name's Van Pelt and he's running with a gun in his hands

He's a cruel...cruel...cruel hunter
Making me feel like a child
He's a cruel...he's a cruel...cruel hunter
Running wild

I handcuffed a cop, stole his car, and crashed it into the store
Then, I trapped the hunter, before he could chase me even more

He's a cruel...cruel ...cruel hunter
Soon, I'll face him like a man
He's a cruel...he's a cruel..cruel hunter
I'll trap that man
In the Jumanji game
He's a cruel...cruel...cruel hunter
Chasing me...wanting me dead or alive
He's a cruel...he's a cruel...cruel hunter
In '95

He's a cruel...cruel hunter
Chasing me all over town
He's a cruel...cruel hunter
He'll go down
In the Jumanji game
He's a cruel...cruel...cruel hunter
Making me...making me feel like a child
He's a cruel...he's a cruel...cruel hunter
Running wild
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