My Hummer squeals
On the pavement, I'm burning
Some rub-ber now

Trying to breathe but
The pain is so heavy I cry

Now doctors are asking ---
(what do they ask?)
--- where is my severed gland?

I loosen my death-grip
My meat then flops
Right in their hands

It's a cruel
(cruel)
Cruel Hummer
Cleaving me here on my bone
It's a cruel
(It's a cruel)
Cruel Hummer

...now it's gone...

( brief instrumental )

The E-R is crowded
My doctor says wait
And he sticks my arm

A big shot of morphine
And I forget my manly harm

It's a cruel
(cruel)
Cruel Hummer
Cleaving me here on my bone
It's a cruel
(It's a cruel)
Cruel Hummer

...now it's gone...
...it was my only one...

It's a cruel
(cruel)
Cruel Hummer
(cleaving meeeeee)
Cleaving me here on my bone
It's a cruel
(It's a cruel)
Cruel Hummer

...now it's gone...

( surgical instrumental )

Doc's a cool
Cool Plumber
Weaving me here on my bone
Doc's a cool
Cool Plumber

Now it's on!
You're now my bonely fun!

Doc's a cool
(cool)
Cool Plumber
(weaving meeeeee)
Weaving me here on my bone
Doc's a cool
(Doc's a cool)
Cool Plumber

Now it's on!
You're now my bonely fun!

Doc's a cool
(cool)
Cool Plumber
(weaving meeeeee)
Weaving me here on my bone
Doc's a cool
(Doc's a cool)
Cool Plumber

( repeat and fade )