Song Parodies -> Venus Flytrap
| Original Song Title: | "Venus" |
| Original Performer: | Bananarama |
| Parody Song Title: | "Venus Flytrap" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
Only The Girls Can See My Venus... Flytrap...
Bought this at a garden shop
Had a really funky name
The plant that ate flies and bugs
Called Venus, that's insane!
I bought it
Yeah, baby, I bought it
Got a Venus
Venus Flytrap
Meat Desire
Well
Got a Venus
I'm inspired
Write a song here
It swallowed down those fireflies
Making this plant a lamp
Sits in a pot in thee sun
You just better watch hands
Ow!!!
I got bit
F**k Planty! I got bit!
See my Venus
It gets longer
When desired
Well
It's my Venus
Never tired
When admired
Venus!
I bought it
Called crazy
But bought it
It's My Venus
Carnivore, ya
No glucose in
Well
It's my Venus
A meat eater
And some water
Got this at a garden shop
All the other plants were lame
The better of palm trees and rose
The Venus woes the dames
Wow!!!
I bought it!
Yeah, baby
I bought it!
It's my Venus
I'll retire
With desire
Well
It's My Venus
Now I'll hire
The best gardener
(The Venus Woes The Dames)
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Had a really funky name
The plant that ate flies and bugs
Called Venus, that's insane!
I bought it
Yeah, baby, I bought it
Got a Venus
Venus Flytrap
Meat Desire
Well
Got a Venus
I'm inspired
Write a song here
It swallowed down those fireflies
Making this plant a lamp
Sits in a pot in thee sun
You just better watch hands
Ow!!!
I got bit
F**k Planty! I got bit!
See my Venus
It gets longer
When desired
Well
It's my Venus
Never tired
When admired
Venus!
I bought it
Called crazy
But bought it
It's My Venus
Carnivore, ya
No glucose in
Well
It's my Venus
A meat eater
And some water
Got this at a garden shop
All the other plants were lame
The better of palm trees and rose
The Venus woes the dames
Wow!!!
I bought it!
Yeah, baby
I bought it!
It's my Venus
I'll retire
With desire
Well
It's My Venus
Now I'll hire
The best gardener
(The Venus Woes The Dames)
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
Called crazy, but bought it
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Not bad...555
I was hoping this was about the late-night DJ on "WKRP in Cincinnati," played by Tim Reid.
What - Michaelopedia didn't mention The Shocking Blue? Shocking!
The Venus Flytrap is the coolest plant ever. With the coolest NAME ever. It's about time it got a musical tribute. Nice job, St Matthias. I particularly like the lamp bit.
The Venus Flytrap is the coolest plant ever. With the coolest NAME ever. It's about time it got a musical tribute. Nice job, St Matthias. I particularly like the lamp bit.
Thanks... Rick, Mike, and Spaff... May your venuses be long and healthy!
(ABC) No one has referenced Little Shop of Horrors yet? Here we go--"FEED ME, MATTHIAS!" :):)
(ABC) Pacing a mite off, but very funny..: )
(ABCV) Excellent, wish I had thought of this.
A whole greenhouse o' fun! Brilliant work, Matthias. 555
(ABC) Bananarama....ahhh, if ever there was a "group" deserving of parody, such are they! Well done!
(ABC-V) I echo Spaff's incredulity at MP's "shocking" oversight, but a great effort at syllable-matching here, Matthias - 555
ABC...
Whoopsie Daisy on that last comment...the old 'enter' key got the best of me once again...
Anywho...I wanted to call attention to what I thought was the best verse:
Well
It's my Venus
Never tired
When admired
I like it because, while everyone else might believe that you were talking about the plant...I know that you were talking about me. Or, well, you could have been. Seriously. It would fit.
Anywho...I wanted to call attention to what I thought was the best verse:
Well
It's my Venus
Never tired
When admired
I like it because, while everyone else might believe that you were talking about the plant...I know that you were talking about me. Or, well, you could have been. Seriously. It would fit.
So you're my Arwen now? Sweet! Sorry Mike, and Kristof but she's taken baby!!!
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