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Song Parodies -> "Heroes in the Half Shell"

Original Song Title:

"Living in the Background"

Original Performer:

Baltimora

Parody Song Title:

"Heroes in the Half Shell"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

They've come out of hiding every night (and also day)
'Cause I've been immobilized for so long (anyways)
Swiftly emerging from sewers (when ready to fight)
They look so inhuman and in green, they were

Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell (they rule)
Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell (they're cool)
Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell (it's true)
Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell (don't drool)

They're wearing masks over their eyes (over eyes)
Swords, staffs, daggers, and double clubs (They were still cutting no slack)
A field commander and some genius (blue and violet)
A cool crude guy and a party dude, together

Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell (they rule)
Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell (how cool)
Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell (it's true)
Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell (no fools)

They must defend the city
From the baddies, including Shredder
They're also obsessed with pizzas, scarfing 'em down
Dimension X would take its toll, you know that they're

Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell (they rule)
Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell (they're cool)
Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell

Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell (don't drool)
Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell (how cool)
Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell (it's true)
Heroes in the half-shell
Heroes in the half-shell (no fools)

[Turtles shouting "Cowabunga!"]

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