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Song Parodies -> "7th Century Arabian Man"

Original Song Title:

"21st Century Digital Boy"

Original Performer:

Bad Religion

Parody Song Title:

"7th Century Arabian Man"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

And to think I once bought the proffered rubbish like a 'useful idiot'. No more. Want to Halal me? Come, then. I'm waiting.
I must believe it, all that the Mullah says,
Burn American flags, riot all night, Inshallah.

And I don't want it, the life the west offers me,
Camel urine instead of real medicine, Inshallah.

"See I'm a seventh-century arabian man,
I don't know how to read, but I screw all I can,
A book-burning, sword-slinging anti-intellectual,
My harem of slave girls are so delectable, uh-huh!
Sharia's no mystery.

I can't explain it, all that they say to me,
It's going Ah-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo, oh yeah!

"See I'm a seventh-century arabian man,
I don't know how to love, but I slaughter all I can,
A sex-crazed, manic, killer-of-the-infidel,
Your western life is so destructable, oh-ho!
Taqquiya's no mystery.

Islam is all about control
I need not think at all,
I speak of all the evil things I suffer,
And how the west is nothing but kufr.

"See I'm a seventh-century arabian man,
I don't know how to feel, but I beat all I can,
A wife-beating, honor-killing closet homosexual,
The houris and the boys are ready and effectual, uh-huh!
Suicide's no mystery.

All that I long for (7th century arabian man)
The Mullahs scream for more (7th century arabian man)
Chattel slavery is what I desire (7th century arabian man)
Infidels are my chosen prey. (7th century arabian man)
7th century underworld dweller, (7th century arabian man)
7th century whirlwind reaper, (7th century arabian man)
7th century paranoid destroyer, (7th century arabian man)
7th century intolerant rapist. (7th century arabian man)
The more I read about the above stuff, the more I realize just what kind of excrement we all are in - and more, just what it may well take to get our collective backsides out of the cesspit. slowginonline

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UnKnownVotress - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . Sir, this has a certain ~Malcolm-esque~ flavor to it . . . could Sir Malcolm be your ghost writer?

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