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Song Parodies -> "We're Only Gonna Cry (the Lament of the Emos)"

Original Song Title:

"We're Only Gonna Die (For Our Own Arrogance)"

Original Performer:

Bad Religion

Parody Song Title:

"We're Only Gonna Cry (the Lament of the Emos)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Kilo

The Lyrics

Another re-submission from my old pen-name. Again, nothing against emotion or sensitivity. I am a sensitive person myself, but emo kids....can't stand 'em.
Musicianship walked away,
As broken hearts took their place
Their hair was all f****d up, with tears runnin down their face
So they took over TRL, and stuck it in our minds
Then they slit their wrists to Hawthorne Heights,
And left their manhood all behind

We're only gonna cry - for our own ex-girlfriends
Wer'e only gonna cry - for our own ex-girlfriends

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   4

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Jason - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Chris, chill. I've been the target of the 1s brigade as well. Don't worry about it too much. Here, I liked the parody so I'll give you a nice set of 5s.
Chris Kilo - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
My apologies. I woke up in an incredibly horrible, horrible mood this morning, had a bad day thereafter, and so forth. Logging in here, I hoped to find the ususally positive feedback on my new parodies, and instead found the "ones brigade" hitting my hard work. I'm usually not NEAR as angry as I was in that comment, but something just snapped inside me and I went off on that little rampage. My apologies again...and thank you Jason for you votes. In fact, I'm going to submit a parody apologising to everyone for my incredibly short temper, and pretty much childish immaturity displayed in my commetns in response to the "1 guy". In hindsight, I was being stupid....incredibly stupid...but I've always kind of had "anger Issues", if the mood struck me...sorry again.

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