I can't believe it – this new technology
Like a one way trip the devil's feet – oh yeah!
And I don't want it – the things they're offering me
Modernized sports cars, DVD, oh no

I'm a 21st century god-fearing boy
I'm gonna burn in hell if I ever play with toys
My daddy is a workin on his perfect Amish household goods
My mommy's out workin' too, she's so fit for chopping wood
And I'm in misery, yeah!

I must retain it – the ways, of hard disciple
It's all a "sin, sin, sin, sin, sin, sin!" – oh yeah!
Cause I'm a

21st century harvesting lad
I've been told all my life that the modern age is bad!
My daddy is a workin in the fields from dusk "till dawn
My mommy keeps sayin that ' "this ain't no way to get along"
And it's a mystery

I had to milk all, the cows in the pasture barn
And now, I'm spinnin' some yarn
And now I'm thinking, maybe life is better
Livin' without a damn facial sweater!

I'm a 21st century, modernized guy
I'm really f****n glad that I gave this life a try
My daddy's a wealthy, upper class multi-millionaire
My mommy's out, driving "round, lookin' pretty debonair

Guess what, I just bought
(21st century modernized guy)
iPod, XBOX, McDonald's shares
(21st century modernized guy)
Leather bags filled with Benjamins
(21st century modernized guy)
What were we thinkin', no technology?

21st century millionaire boy
21st century wealthy boy
21st century corporation boy
21st century pimped-out boy