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Song Parodies -> "We're Only Gonna Cry"

Original Song Title:

"We're Only Gonna Die"

Original Performer:

Bad Religion

Parody Song Title:

"We're Only Gonna Cry"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

This is gonna sound pretty harsh, but this parody is my bash on all the crappy emo bands. (ie: from first to last, senses fail, etc.)
Musicianship walked away,
As broke hearts took their place
Their hair was all jacked up, with tears runnin down their face
So they took over TRL, and stuck it in our minds
Then they slit their wrists to soap operas, and left their manhood all behind (repeat)

We're only gonna cry - for our ex-girlfriends
Wer'e only gonna cry - for our ex-girlfriends (repeat)

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