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Song Parodies -> "The Long Buffet"

Original Song Title:

"Along the Way"

Original Performer:

Bad Religion

Parody Song Title:

"The Long Buffet"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Whether skewed, brewed or stewed
Any kind, brand of food,
It is there, you'll find anything within the long buffet.

As we go past the dough,
We'll find steak and sloppy Joes,
So for dinner, no more waiting at the table, long buffet, yeah.

Do you see, corn and peas,
Rice and English breakfast tea,
But you'll have all you wanted when you end the long buffet.

And we'll try Mile High Pie
And some chow mein or stiry fry,
Line is long, but it's worth it when you taste the long buffet, yeah.

Now we load up Jello
Chicken breast and turtle-toe
We'll get plates and chocolate cakes and walk along the long buffet.

Don't forget, you'll regret,
Reserve on the internet
Unless you're waiting to be seated at the super-long buffet.

Your tummy, will agree,
That you'll need pepcid A.C.,
And then we'll see each next time you visit the long buffet...

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Andrju - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
It's great, because it fits the melody and the rhymes are very good!

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