Song Parodies -> My Balls Light Up
| Original Song Title: | "Boys Light Up" |
| Original Performer: | Australian Crawl |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Balls Light Up" |
| Parody Written by: | Azza & Nazza |
about a guy farting on a match... go figure mate
They hinted for me to go home
Must perform a stunt that will own
Didn't want to leave so early at night
So soon I've got my trousers down
And the hostess gets a pretty big fright
Taxi better wait in the drive
I'm not leaving till quarter to five
In my pocket got a match
That lady'll think I'm quite a catch
They all watch me in a daze
I perch on the couch to start the blaze
Put the match up to my butt
Hear a grumble
Feel it rumble
I pump a fart out fast
And a ball of fires on its way
Watch the fireball dance
What a performance
What a cheap tent show
Oh no, no, no, no, no,... then...
My balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up, light up, light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up, light up, light up
Grab the fire extinguisher
Fire's goin' out for sure
And I'm goin' back for more
Strategically positioned
Match near my blowhole
My back is arched
I do a fart
Repeat it blow by blow
Later, on I notice, that my balls are bald
From the farts that I've been doin'
And the testes that they scald
I really need skin lotion
But have no time to.
That fart in my intestines
Is comin' back in view.
Watch the fireball dance
What a performance
What a cheap tent show
Oh no, no, no, no, no,... then...
My balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up light up light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up light up light up...
Must perform a stunt that will own
Didn't want to leave so early at night
So soon I've got my trousers down
And the hostess gets a pretty big fright
Taxi better wait in the drive
I'm not leaving till quarter to five
In my pocket got a match
That lady'll think I'm quite a catch
They all watch me in a daze
I perch on the couch to start the blaze
Put the match up to my butt
Hear a grumble
Feel it rumble
I pump a fart out fast
And a ball of fires on its way
Watch the fireball dance
What a performance
What a cheap tent show
Oh no, no, no, no, no,... then...
My balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up, light up, light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up, light up, light up
Grab the fire extinguisher
Fire's goin' out for sure
And I'm goin' back for more
Strategically positioned
Match near my blowhole
My back is arched
I do a fart
Repeat it blow by blow
Later, on I notice, that my balls are bald
From the farts that I've been doin'
And the testes that they scald
I really need skin lotion
But have no time to.
That fart in my intestines
Is comin' back in view.
Watch the fireball dance
What a performance
What a cheap tent show
Oh no, no, no, no, no,... then...
My balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up light up light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up light up light up...
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That's the funniest thing I've ever seen! ROFLOLPIMPAPIMPADIRDTLOO!!!!!!!!!!!! (Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants And Pooping In My Pants And Dying In Room Due To Lack Of Oxygen)
tee he he he ha ha ha awesome
'Strategically positioned'- loved it! And only the smallest smattering of Aussie slang! Take some 5s for your scrotal hives!
A similar situation actually happened to a guy in Denmark. All I have to say is, you have a messed up, warped sense of humor. Seriously. Even worse than mine. And that is REALLY messed up.
Hahahahahaha I'm pissin myself laughin mate, all 5's from me that was a bloody good one!!!!! Shame on the bloke who gave ya all 1s, this is true parody art!!!! I've attempted to write a parody of this song myself, only got part through it so far. My parody is entitled "My Shorts Ride Up" which is about some bloke wearing stubby shorts and they ride up his date as he jogs, similar to my "Stubby Shorts" parody of Pat Wilson's "Bop Girl". Keep those AUSTRHHHHHHHHALIAN parodies coming mate, top stuff!!!!
thanks for the support guys... we thought we'd get some girly "eewwww"s for this one, but you've all proved yourself worthy. troy keep trying with the stubby short parody... looking forward to it mate!
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