-> "My Balls Light Up"
Original Song Title:
"Boys Light Up"
Parody Song Title:
"My Balls Light Up"
The Lyrics
They hinted for me to go home
Must perform a stunt that will own
Didn't want to leave so early at night
So soon I've got my trousers down
And the hostess gets a pretty big fright
Taxi better wait in the drive
I'm not leaving till quarter to five
In my pocket got a match
That lady'll think I'm quite a catch
They all watch me in a daze
I perch on the couch to start the blaze
Put the match up to my butt
Hear a grumble
Feel it rumble
I pump a fart out fast
And a ball of fires on its way
Watch the fireball dance
What a performance
What a cheap tent show
Oh no, no, no, no, no,... then...
My balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up, light up, light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up, light up, light up
Grab the fire extinguisher
Fire's goin' out for sure
And I'm goin' back for more
Strategically positioned
Match near my blowhole
My back is arched
I do a fart
Repeat it blow by blow
Later, on I notice, that my balls are bald
From the farts that I've been doin'
And the testes that they scald
I really need skin lotion
But have no time to.
That fart in my intestines
Is comin' back in view.
Watch the fireball dance
What a performance
What a cheap tent show
Oh no, no, no, no, no,... then...
My balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up light up light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up
Then my balls light up light up light up...
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