Song Parodies -> There's No Global Warming
| Original Song Title: | "Heat of the Moment" |
| Original Performer: | Asia |
| Parody Song Title: | "There's No Global Warming" |
| Parody Written by: | Joe Haynes |
This is for you Michael.
We never meant to be so strangely moot
But global warming's now our life's pursuit
Stop driving SUV's and take a bus
We're Democrats so please don't frig with us...
I have a big ass house and lots of cars
Fly coast to coast and party with the stars
Algore's my name and I just do not care
Please go do as you're told or else beware...
Because there's just no global warming
Made it up one night at home
There's no global warming
It's all in your mind...
My life is now an inconvenient truth
Junk science is my only form of proof
Not even Hillary will watch my flick
The facts are lacking they just will not stick...
Because there's just no global warming
There's no global warming
There's no global warming
It's all in my mind...
(instrumental)
These thoughts inside my mind that just won't ring
That climate changes are such cyclic things
Greenhouse emissions come much less from cars
Not quite as plentiful as mammal farts...
Because there's just no global warming
Made it up one night at home
There's no global warming
It's all in my mind...
Because there's just no global warming
There's no global warming
There's no global warming
It's all in my mind...
But global warming's now our life's pursuit
Stop driving SUV's and take a bus
We're Democrats so please don't frig with us...
I have a big ass house and lots of cars
Fly coast to coast and party with the stars
Algore's my name and I just do not care
Please go do as you're told or else beware...
Because there's just no global warming
Made it up one night at home
There's no global warming
It's all in your mind...
My life is now an inconvenient truth
Junk science is my only form of proof
Not even Hillary will watch my flick
The facts are lacking they just will not stick...
Because there's just no global warming
There's no global warming
There's no global warming
It's all in my mind...
(instrumental)
These thoughts inside my mind that just won't ring
That climate changes are such cyclic things
Greenhouse emissions come much less from cars
Not quite as plentiful as mammal farts...
Because there's just no global warming
Made it up one night at home
There's no global warming
It's all in my mind...
Because there's just no global warming
There's no global warming
There's no global warming
It's all in my mind...
Vote with your head, not your heart. Always vote for liberty.
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As Emeritus Professor of Atmospheric Science at Colorado State University, I said in an interview recently that Gore's claims are ridiculous and foolish. 3w.charlotteobserver.com/local/story/317133.html. Would you like a job with us, Sir? Pay is $555.
I'm not going to debate over whether or not global warming exists, but I will say that you wrote this well, and that Al Gore's own hypocrisy due to his extravagant lifestyle is a good point to bring up. That being said, I'll just conclude that we disagree on the general topic... but a discussion on that topic is best elaborated on at... inthe00s.com.
Global Warming DOES Exist. . ."Algore's my name and I just do not care" shows your ignorance because you can't even get his name right. It's Al Gore, as in not one word. . .Sheep
Even with my head, I give this 111. If I was using my heart, you'd be in trouble. And ExxonMobil bribed "Dr." Gray.
Gay Voice- I know what his name is. This is called a "parody" and satire. My goodness, don't get your Diesel's in a bunch.
Oh and BTW, for those who have the undeniable proff of global warming, here's your chance to make a cool 1/8 of a million bucks: http://www.junkscience.com/ Take the global warming challenge.
Alright, so the fact that it is a parody means you have to turn two names into one. . .hmm. . .must of missed that in Creative Writing
Yes it does. It rolls off the tongue better as one word. Drop by any time. I need to be kept in line every so often.
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