Song Parodies -> Meat, Not The Motion
| Original Song Title: | "Heat Of The Moment" |
| Original Performer: | Asia |
| Parody Song Title: | "Meat, Not The Motion" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
My girlfriend seemed unsatisfied each night
And I could tell that something wasn't right
I started thinking that my love-technique
Needed a tune-up 'cause it must be weak
I taught my member a new special dance
I practiced whenever I had the chance
But when I showed my girlfriend my new stuff
I quickly learned that motion's not enough...
It was the meat, not the motion
Swelling is what she wanted
The meat, not the motion
I was surprised!
Could not accept that I was far too small
I figured there was someone I could call
Who'd reassure me that my motion's cool
But all they did was reinforce the rule...
That it's
The meat, not the motion
The meat, not the motion
The meat, not the motion
I almost cried!
(instrumental)
Got me a Swedish pump enlargement tube
Like one owned by that "Austin Powers" dude
Now my girlfriend looks forward to each date
Throws herself at me 'cause she cannot wait...
For the new
Meat, not the motion
Now she gets what she wanted
The meat, not the motion
Oh-my-oh-my!
See it's
The meat, not the motion
The meat, not the motion
The meat, not the motion
Matters does size!
(instrumental)
Meat, not the motion
Meat, not the motion
Meat, not the motion
And I could tell that something wasn't right
I started thinking that my love-technique
Needed a tune-up 'cause it must be weak
I taught my member a new special dance
I practiced whenever I had the chance
But when I showed my girlfriend my new stuff
I quickly learned that motion's not enough...
It was the meat, not the motion
Swelling is what she wanted
The meat, not the motion
I was surprised!
Could not accept that I was far too small
I figured there was someone I could call
Who'd reassure me that my motion's cool
But all they did was reinforce the rule...
That it's
The meat, not the motion
The meat, not the motion
The meat, not the motion
I almost cried!
(instrumental)
Got me a Swedish pump enlargement tube
Like one owned by that "Austin Powers" dude
Now my girlfriend looks forward to each date
Throws herself at me 'cause she cannot wait...
For the new
Meat, not the motion
Now she gets what she wanted
The meat, not the motion
Oh-my-oh-my!
See it's
The meat, not the motion
The meat, not the motion
The meat, not the motion
Matters does size!
(instrumental)
Meat, not the motion
Meat, not the motion
Meat, not the motion
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"Swedish pump enlargement tube"? Is that what they are called in Britain? Boy, we really do get the blame/credit for everything technical below the belt! :-)
BTW, Johnny, do you know why we Swedish men put cotton in our noses and ears when we are making love?
Because there are two things we really can't stand: The sound of a woman screaming and the smell of hot/burning rubber!
BTW, Johnny, do you know why we Swedish men put cotton in our noses and ears when we are making love?
Because there are two things we really can't stand: The sound of a woman screaming and the smell of hot/burning rubber!
I stand by "it's the motion not the meat," but that would have just sounded silly to this song...
You've got a three-quarter-track mind, Johnny.
Thanks, Peter & Ashkicksass.
Peter - I'm just quoting Mike Meyers' screen-writing! I heard an American version of that old joke...the American version has a really old, old guy who hires a pro and, after rolling on his Trojan, puts cotton in his ears and nostrils, and answers the pro's inquiry by saying "If there's two things I can't stand, it's the smell of burnin' rubber and the sound of screamin' women!"
Ashkicksass - Yes, yes, quite right, quite right...it sounds like you've got yourself a new parody topic there... ;-)
Peter - I'm just quoting Mike Meyers' screen-writing! I heard an American version of that old joke...the American version has a really old, old guy who hires a pro and, after rolling on his Trojan, puts cotton in his ears and nostrils, and answers the pro's inquiry by saying "If there's two things I can't stand, it's the smell of burnin' rubber and the sound of screamin' women!"
Ashkicksass - Yes, yes, quite right, quite right...it sounds like you've got yourself a new parody topic there... ;-)
Thanks Michael ... as compliments go, that one of yours is bigger than 3/4 of most.
Meaty.
Thanks JB.
Asia= 1 Buggle, +1 ELP+1 Yes+ John Wetton. I think it's ironic that just before Asia made a full concert video, they kicked out Wetton and replaced him with Greg Lake, then kicked him out and replaced him with Wetton.
:D No comment...5's
Thanks, Rick D and Adagio.
Nice job, JD. I give it a perfect score.
Thank you, Serafina.
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