Song Parodies -> The Sigfried and Roy Show
| Original Song Title: | "Heat of the Moment" |
| Original Performer: | Asia |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Sigfried and Roy Show" |
| Parody Written by: | Joe Haynes |
I never thought I would hook up with you
But taming lions is what I want to do
One look at you and I would fall from grace
Imagine you sitting on my face.
Across the stage we used to prance
In clingy underwear without our pants
One thing led to another I was young
Not realizing how well you're hung.
It was the Sigfried and Roy Show
Taming those lions with whips
The Sigfried and Roy Show, men wearing tights.
And now I find myself in 2003
When a white tiger came after me
It bit me in the neck blood on the floor
Dragging me of the stage in my own gore.
It was the Sigfried and Roy Show
The Sigfried and Roy Show
The Sigfried and Roy Show
Men wearing tights.
And now my looks are gone and you're alone
How many nights you sit and play with your bone
There are no other guys too young for you
Who want to spend their lives inside your zoo.
It was the Sigfried and Roy Show
Taming those lions with whips
The Sigfried and Roy Show, men wearing tights.
It was the Sigfried and Roy Show
The Sigfried and Roy Show
The Sigfried and Roy Show
Men wearing tights.
But taming lions is what I want to do
One look at you and I would fall from grace
Imagine you sitting on my face.
Across the stage we used to prance
In clingy underwear without our pants
One thing led to another I was young
Not realizing how well you're hung.
It was the Sigfried and Roy Show
Taming those lions with whips
The Sigfried and Roy Show, men wearing tights.
And now I find myself in 2003
When a white tiger came after me
It bit me in the neck blood on the floor
Dragging me of the stage in my own gore.
It was the Sigfried and Roy Show
The Sigfried and Roy Show
The Sigfried and Roy Show
Men wearing tights.
And now my looks are gone and you're alone
How many nights you sit and play with your bone
There are no other guys too young for you
Who want to spend their lives inside your zoo.
It was the Sigfried and Roy Show
Taming those lions with whips
The Sigfried and Roy Show, men wearing tights.
It was the Sigfried and Roy Show
The Sigfried and Roy Show
The Sigfried and Roy Show
Men wearing tights.
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The Very Best of Asia: Heat of the Moment (1982-1990) album at Amazon.com
Asia album at Amazon.com
