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Song Parodies -> "Stalin Has Iraq"

Original Song Title:

"Solid (As a Rock)"

Original Performer:

Ashford & Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Stalin Has Iraq"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

One day on YTMND.com, I noticed a YTMND titled "STALIN has IRAQ", so I checked it out. Turns out that whoever made that YTMND lowered the pitch of solid so it sounded like "Stalin has Iraq..." So, I decided to use that as the subject of the parody. Enjoy!
And today, Stalin
Stalin has Iraq.
That's what this guy's got,
That's what he's got.
(Oooooooooooohhhhhhh, mmmmmmmmm)

Stalin (Oh)
Stalin has Iraq.
I know it's strange, man,
But that guy's alive, live, live, live, live, live, live, live!

He didn't pass away
On the date they say.
Somehow he managed
To fake his death & trick us.
(Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

He didn't go & die
That's simply a lie.
Somewhere down the line
He mad a getaway.
(Oooooooooooohhhhhhh, mmmmmmmmm)

We were all wrong, all along, ah, he's not dead
He ran off to the Middle East.
And then one day, he went to Iraq, eh?
He did something and did something and did something.

And now, Stalin
Stalin has Iraq.
That's what this guy's got,
(Oooooooooooohhhhhhh)
That's what he's got.
(Oooooooooooohhhhhhh) (Yes, it is!)

Stalin
Stalin has Iraq.
I know it's strange, man, (Oooooooooooohhhhhhh)
But that guy's alive, live, live, live, live, live, live, live!

(Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Gone to a land
Covered in sand,
Wracked by conflict.
Why didn't we notice?
(Oooooooooooohhhhhhh, mmmmmmmmm)

Oh, like Thorogood,
He understood
What he must do.
He did what he had to.
(Oooooooooooohhhhhhh, mmmmmmmmm)

Despite the violence & the killing, he took a chance.
So against all odds, he made his start.
And thanks to him, things will be all right, "cause
He did something and did something and did something.

And today Stalin (Ooh)
Stalin has Iraq
That's what this guy's got, (Oh)
That's what he's got, oh! (Oh, oh)

Stalin (Yes, he does)
Stalin has Iraq (Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh)
I know it's strange, man, (Ooh)
But that guy's alive, live, live, live, live, live, live, live!

Stalin (Oh)
Stalin has Iraq (You know it!)
(Now you know it, people!)
Stalin
Stalin has Iraq
(Lovin' it, lovin' it, oh!)

Stalin (How did it happen?)
Stalin
Stalin has Iraq.
(On the grave, get Swedish now) (Ooh)

Stalin (Jai alai)
Stalin has Iraq.
(Good, good, yeah. Good, good, good.)
Stalin (echoes)
Has Iraq.
Also, for the YTMND that inspired me to write this parody, check out this link.

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They Saved Hitler's Brain! - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Nothing weirder than your average B-movie concept here.
boshomatic - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
DUUUDE! WTF! 555 That was silly funny! Surprised their are not more parodies of this sucky song! LOL
Dylan Baranski - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, there are lots of songs that are quite popular, but not parodied enough.

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