-> "Bombdance"
Original Song Title:
"Wardance"
Original Performer:
Art Interface
Parody Song Title:
"Bombdance"
The Lyrics
[spoken intro]:
Hi, I’d like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.
Dylan Baranski – Bombdance!
[song kicks in]
I finished the semester on a Wednesday night,
Don’t have lots of hassles, I’m feelin’ all right.
I got no more exams, I’m feelin’ so calm,
I don’t care if somebody drops The Bomb!
I got a nice little world that’s not so lame,
With books, with films, with video games.
I do not care ‘bout world events no more,
I never even cared about the Third World War!
I don’t care ‘bout nothing anymore!
I don’t even care ‘bout the Third World War!
I’m gonna live each day like it’s not fast!
I don’t care if we die in a nuclear blast!
[Spoken interlude]:
Now, I know the president is making some tough decisions. He’s gotta know what he’s doing. After all, he’s the president, right? And I know that having a good time and just enjoying life is a hell of a lot more important than the many years of economic hardship that people have experienced up to this point, or the fragile relations between various countries in this world, or the myriad of natural disasters that have struck lately! And hey, worrying is so OLD, anyways! So yeah, it’s fine with me if a bunch of politicians & terrorist gangs who have lost their minds blow everybody up for one petty reason or another! As a fun-lovin’ guy, I say, go ahead, suckers! Go ahead!
[Reporter]:
Make my day, punks!
[break]
I’ll waste my time, I’ll catch some fishes!
Reality can just go and do my dishes!
Live each day like it’s not fast!
I don’t care if we die in a nuclear blast!
Live each day like it’s not fast…
I don’t care ‘bout nothing…
Don’t even care…
‘Bout the next…
WORLD…
WAR!!
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