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Song Parodies -> "Free Useless Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"Freeway Of Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"Free Useless Drugs"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Knew your allergy medicine
Expired last month,cretin?
Don't know what might happens
You're afraid of givin' in

We got some drugs like that
Currently turning you bad
So sell 'em out and about
And this time,I will be glad

Too many doses still meant death
Forget the crystal meth,meth,meth

Gonna talk about free useless drugs
Tums,just turn your back
Gonna talk about free useless drugs
Ones that'll make you gag
Gonna talk about free useless drugs
Rolaids,turn your back
We can talk about free useless drugs
You'd start to cough and hack

Whether or not these medicine
Include heroin
Being hassled by all
The narcs that were grim

With some good drug dealin' we'll do
We could sell 'em too
Who knows how strong some drugs can be
Before we think we should get somethin' new

Narcotics slowing stoners down
Druggies start to get frown frown frown

Gonna talk about free useless drugs
Mylanta,turn your back
Gonna talk about free useless drugs
Ones that'll make you gag
Gonna talk about free useless drugs
Mallox,turn your back
We can talk about free useless drugs
Making you cough and hack

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The Humour Police - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but even so parodies about glamourising drugs are not funny

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