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Song Parodies -> "I Will Survive"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Survive"

Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Survive"

Parody Written by:

Lauren De Lacey And Danny Kenyon

The Lyrics

this parody is the female version-enjoy!!!!!
at first i was afraid, i was petrified
by the ugly w*nker that was lying by my side.
I would've drunk a little less, i would've
Tried to keep my head, if i'd known for just one second i'd be in
your crusty bed.....

i tried to go, walk out the door.
But i laughed so hard at your small kn*b that
I've fallen on the floor
your butt's a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace
but i'd rather look at that, than at your
f***ing ugly face.......!

I want to go, i've gotta leave
your talk of birds and football really makes
me wanna heave
i only know i've gotta stop my drinking
spirits and the beer
coz when i looked at you last nite you
looked just like Richard Gere!

Please let me go, i feel quite sick
we had the worst s*x in the world and you're
an ugly pr*ck
i should have sh*gged your gorgeous mate,
at leasthe's got a lovely flat
but no i go & trust the booze and now i'm
stuck with you, you tw*t.

it's time to go, run out the door
you look so ugly it should really be against the law
i'm going to give up all the booze, i'm gonna
have no stupid fun
coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me
wanna run!!!!

I WILL SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!
iF YOU LIKE THIS, E-MAIL ME AT:LOSAMUPPETSRUS@AOL.COM!!!!!!

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Pacing: 3.4
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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 9

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No Name Given - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
When did Aretha do this song?
Andrea Huckstep - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Gloria Gaynor did this song, not Aretha Franklin.
No Name Given - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I know GG did, but did Aretha record a little-known cover or something?
AntAst - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
No affence but day really suked!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet Indigo - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
It didn't suck - it was kinda puerile but some people like that kind of thing. I liked a lot of the rhymes, it was quite witty though too many profanities for my liking.
lauren de lacey - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
hi everyone that wrote comments!!!i'd just like 2 say thanks + i'm sorry if aretha franklin didn't sing this song!!!!!!!
lizzie magwya - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
dude say hi 2 day danny and tom ppl if u dont like it then fine but i think it rocks

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