Song Parodies -> Wommon's Girl
| Original Song Title: | "Barbie Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Aqua |
| Parody Song Title: | "Wommon's Girl" |
| Parody Written by: | Diddims |
A feminist's favorite... nobody tells womyn what to do! The ditzy, squeaky "Barbie" is gone; be prepared for a strong, low, commanding voice.
- Hi Barbie!
- You again?!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Get lost!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!
I'm a wommon's girl in the wommon's world
I ain't plastic; it's fantastic
If you e'en get near, I'll kill you now, right here!
Emancipation, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a wommon's girl in the wommon's world
I ain't plastic; it's fantastic
If you e'en get near, I'll kill you now, right here!
Emancipation, life is your creation
I'm a feminist girl in the feminist world
Get your hands off of me, ain't your dollie
You're a prick, goddamn schmuck, no harassment again
Get away, stop it now, no hanky-panky
Don't you touch! Go away!
Don't you say I'm always yours! Nooo! whoa!
I'm a wommon's girl in the wommon's world
I ain't plastic; it's fantastic
If you e'en get near, I'll kill you now, right here!
Emancipation, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! ha ha ha, no!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Noooh, noooh!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! ha ha ha, no!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Nooo! Nooo!
I will walk, I will talk, if I must, I will scream,
I can act like a star, I don't beg on my knees
Listen men, be my friend, but don't do this again!
Hit the road, stupid toads, or I'll fight ye!
Don't you touch! Go away!
Don't you say I'm always yours!
Don't you touch! Go away!
Don't you say I'm always yours!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! ha ha ha, no!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Noooh, noooh!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! ha ha ha, no!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Nooo! Nooo!
I'm a wommon's girl in the wommon's world
I ain't plastic; it's fantastic
If you e'en get near, I'll kill you now, right here!
Emancipation, life is your creation
I'm a wommon's girl in the wommon's world
I ain't plastic; it's fantastic
If you e'en get near, I'll kill you now, right here!
Emancipation, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! ha ha ha, no!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Nooo! Nooo!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! ha ha ha, no!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Nooo! Nooo!
- What part don't you understand?!
- Well, baby, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I hate you men!
- You again?!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Get lost!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!
I'm a wommon's girl in the wommon's world
I ain't plastic; it's fantastic
If you e'en get near, I'll kill you now, right here!
Emancipation, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a wommon's girl in the wommon's world
I ain't plastic; it's fantastic
If you e'en get near, I'll kill you now, right here!
Emancipation, life is your creation
I'm a feminist girl in the feminist world
Get your hands off of me, ain't your dollie
You're a prick, goddamn schmuck, no harassment again
Get away, stop it now, no hanky-panky
Don't you touch! Go away!
Don't you say I'm always yours! Nooo! whoa!
I'm a wommon's girl in the wommon's world
I ain't plastic; it's fantastic
If you e'en get near, I'll kill you now, right here!
Emancipation, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! ha ha ha, no!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Noooh, noooh!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! ha ha ha, no!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Nooo! Nooo!
I will walk, I will talk, if I must, I will scream,
I can act like a star, I don't beg on my knees
Listen men, be my friend, but don't do this again!
Hit the road, stupid toads, or I'll fight ye!
Don't you touch! Go away!
Don't you say I'm always yours!
Don't you touch! Go away!
Don't you say I'm always yours!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! ha ha ha, no!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Noooh, noooh!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! ha ha ha, no!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Nooo! Nooo!
I'm a wommon's girl in the wommon's world
I ain't plastic; it's fantastic
If you e'en get near, I'll kill you now, right here!
Emancipation, life is your creation
I'm a wommon's girl in the wommon's world
I ain't plastic; it's fantastic
If you e'en get near, I'll kill you now, right here!
Emancipation, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! ha ha ha, no!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Nooo! Nooo!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! ha ha ha, no!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Nooo! Nooo!
- What part don't you understand?!
- Well, baby, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I hate you men!
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Excuse me, but the orignial is from the 90s. Where do you get 80s? Did the mouse pointer slip while you were setting it in the listbox? Cause that error does happen a lot.
About time someone made fun of that song. In art class once we did a whole project on how barbies were insulting to the female image.
I admit that the mouse slipped when I submitted this. After seeing how raunchy and inappropriate this song is, I decided "what the heck?". This really is an improvement! ... another being "rebel girl".
Aah... I love this. It's waaaaay better than my Aqua parody. Hahaha. I like the 'no hank panky' part... =^.^=
i thing you so put i am a barbie girl you buttface
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