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Song Parodies -> "Waffle House"

Original Song Title:

"Madhouse"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Anthrax

Parody Song Title:

"Waffle House"

Parody Written by:

Goggleboy

The Lyrics

A parody all about one of America's favorite breakfast chains
(may I take your order sir? MWHAHAHAHAHA!)

Want sausage gravy, on my hash browns
Breakfast bowls dance inside my mind
Filled with confusion, What will I order
Who says indulgence is such a crime

Steak medium rare, is what I'll take
When my stomach grumbles and it shakes
Four meals surround me, no empty plates
I ignore everyone's rude gaze
And I don't care if it is “covered”
chunked, diced or smothered (FEED ME!)
Increasing my frame
I don't feel the shame

It's Waffle House
or so they say claim
It's Waffle House
Ewww, a syrup stain

Fiesta omelets, I could eat two
These are the doors that have no locks
Hear old jukeboxes, playing forty-fives
Biscuits and bacon on the side

Steak medium rare, is what I'll take
When my stomach grumbles and it shakes
Four meals surround me, no empty plates
I ignore everyone's rude gaze
And I don't care if it is “covered”
chunked, diced or smothered (FEED ME!)
Increasing my frame
I don't feel the shame

It's Waffle House
or so they say claim
It's Waffle House
Ewww, a ketchup stain

Steak medium rare, is what I'll take
When my stomach grumbles and it shakes
Four meals surround me, no empty plates
I ignore everyone's rude gaze
And I don't care if it is “covered”
chunked, diced or smothered (FEED ME!)
Increasing my frame
I don't feel the shame

It's Waffle House
or so they say claim
It's Waffle House
Ewww, a jelly stain

Waffle Waffle House!
Awful Waffle House!

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Cactus Impersonator - December 09, 2020 - Report this comment
{spoken like Butt-Head}: YEAH!!! The national Anthrax!!! :-)

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