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Song Parodies -> "Taiwanese Toy"

Original Song Title:

"Japanese Boy"

Original Performer:

Aneka

Parody Song Title:

"Taiwanese Toy"

Parody Written by:

Blethar

The Lyrics

Didn't we all lose our favourite toys as a child? And didn't we all notice that most of them had "MADE IN TAIWAN" somewhere on them? ("Mum" is an English "Mom". )
Wa-aa-aa-ah

Saw it on the TV
After my show
Oh, oh
Got it but now I am
Bored and alone
Oh, oh

I have searched the whole house
I swear
In every single room t'was
Not there
Could it have been stolen?
Who knows?
I'm feeling really down and low

Mother can you tell me where my purchase went?
It's a Taiwanese toy
Half of my pocket money was quickly spent
On that Taiwanese toy
Now I've lost my Taiwanese toy

Wa-aa-aa-ah

Used to brag about it
Everyday
Oh, oh
(And) now the kids are laughing
Right in my face
Oh, no

I wish it could write to me
That's dumb
I'm quickly going crazy
My mum
Says that I should be more
Careful
I'm feeling really down and low

Mother can you tell me where my purchase went?
It's a Taiwanese toy
Half of my pocket money was quickly spent
On that Taiwanese toy
Now I've lost my Taiwanese toy

Oo-oo-oo-oh
Wa-aa-aa-ah

Hope that I will find it
Quite soon
So that I can play up in
My room
"Why not buy another?"
Dad cried
I'm feeling really down and low

Mother can you tell me where my purchase went?
It's a Taiwanese toy
Half of my pocket money was quickly spent
On that Taiwanese toy

Oo-oo-oo-oh
Wa-aa-aa-ah

Mother can you tell me where my purchase went?
It's a Taiwanese toy
Half of my pocket money was quickly spent
On that Taiwanese toy

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Dylan Baranski - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, I had no idea parodies of this song existed on this site! 5-5-5

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