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Song Parodies -> "Master of the Force"

Original Song Title:

"Master of the House"

Original Performer:

Andrew Lloyd Weber

Parody Song Title:

"Master of the Force"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

'Master of the House' from 'Les Miserables', matched to the open scene from Return of the Jedi.
Welcome to you
Commander, please
Stop with the welcome,
get off your knees.
He's on his way
Be on your toes
He who once wore
a Senator's robes.
No-one else but me
had the chance to see
much less could ever guess
he'd profess to be...

Master of the Force
Keeper of the Sith
Definately not a man to trifle with!
Ruler of at least
Twenty thousand worlds
Isn't he a hit with all the boys and girls!
Everyone you know reveres him
Every poster has his face,
I think you need a hand, Commander, cause he's coming to this place!

Master of the Force
Leader of the troops
keeps the common people under armoured boots
Given in to hate
Never has a heart
Got a little palace we call Coruscant.
He's the one and only Emperor
He's the one who can't be beat
Because he makes me kneel, I feel you'd better get this thing complete!

Master of the Force
Does things on the sly
Never caught the eye of all the dead Jedi
Built a war machine
Alderaan's destroyed
If it wasn't for him we'd be unemployed!
Doesn't even need protection
We don't have to guard the throne

If you try to blast the
master, you'll be sizzled to the bone!

What's that you say?
You need more men?
Don't mention personal
matters again.
Get this thing built
Push everyone
Double your efforts,
start with the gun.
Once more we can blow
Planets into scrap
And then it will be time
For a clever trap...

Rebels hit and fade
So they can't be beat
'Cause they're scattered round and spreading out the fleet
But we'd kill em quick
If we saw their face
So we've got a plan to get them in one place

If they think they see a weakness
They will think their time's arrived
And once they've made the trip, our ships will come and hit them from behind!
Think they'll infiltrate?
Let 'em come and try
Nobody can get in here without a TIE.
Troopers on the ground
Speeders in the air
Nothing on the moon except the teddy bears
Nobody can touch the Empire
What a brilliant master plan
And it's all because, the
master of the Force, of
course, is such a knowledgeable man!

Master of the Force
On the Darker Side
Doesn't need a cook to get his breakfast fried!
If he comes to you
Listen for the sound
Eerie choir music follows him around!
We know he can crush rebellion
We know he inspires fear
What a subjugator, Vader, and you say he's coming here?

I used to dream
A Jedi I became
But now I serve this man
and with a different name...

Master of the Force
Known him since Naboo
No-one else I have to give allegiance to!
Ever by his side
That is where I stand
Guess that I'm his artifical-right-hand man!
What a cruel and twisted genius
Ruling us with no remorse
What a brilliant mind, behind our clever Master of the Force!
Master of the Force!
Of the Darker Side!
Expert motivator-
-I'M terrified!
Never can forgive
Doesn't cut you slack
Got my fashion style- all his wardrobe's black!

Everybody hail the Emperor
Everybody give applause
To the one who's coming past!
Better build the station fast!
Everybody raise a blaster for the MASTER OF THE FORCE!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 36

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EmSeeSquared - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
A+! This guy's a MASTER at Star Wars spoofs!
Jean Valjean - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh,this is just great! Now I'll have Javert AND Boba Fett on my tail !
Adagio - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(Fantasy/Sci-Fi) Loved it! 5's
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(SCI-FI) 'artifical-right-hand man' I actually know this tune so it was more enjoyable than just reading, I must admit. And I second master Einstein up the top.
Phil Alexander - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome stuff, Steve. Damn, but this one's going to be hard to pick just three to vote for..
Johnny D - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(Sci-Fi/Fantasy)..."artificial-right-hand man"..."Nothing on the moon except the teddy bears"...LOL!!!
Guy - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(SCI-FI) LOL - Fun read.
Jeff Reuben - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent...can't believe I didn't comment on this before (unless I caught you on the audio?)
Paul Robinson - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(Sci-Fi) - Miserably enough, I am not familiar with the music from "Les Miserables", and I never saw any of the "Star Wars" flicks either...guess my "Sci-Fi" interests don't run very deep...
2nz - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent tune. Great read. Brilliant lyrics. Well worth the hard-core depression caused by EVERY other section in that show.
martha - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
what an epic well thought out ... really atmospheric.....5s
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Leo Jay - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Working on a 'Master' piece myself, so just seeing what others have done. DKTOF (film), but I do know the OS. Masterful!
Leo Jay - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Working on a 'Master' piece myself, so just seeing what others have done. DKTOF (film), but I do know the OS. Masterful!
Leo Doofus - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
crazytook - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
i thought it was funny, however song parodies just arent the same if you cant hear it,but i think that this would be great to actual music, it flowed well. ONe thing tho, les miserables is NOT by andrew lloyd webber, it s by claude-micheal schonberg and alain boublil. but hey, it s all good. kudos!
CPegasus - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
you win an internet. Just, you win. This is one of the funniest damn things I've ever read. I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. amazing job

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