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Song Parodies -> "Click On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Think Of Me"

Original Performer:

Andrew Lloyd Webber - The Phantom Of The Opera

Parody Song Title:

"Click On Me"

Parody Written by:

Will Agrudis Glover

The Lyrics

Click on me
Click on me quickly
Hundreth customer
Hyperlink me
Before time's up
Vacation in summer

When you click
We will then multiply
And download virus to PC
If you want to find a virus
Stop and click on me

(Instrumental while user tries to close popups)

We never close
Our presence is constant
If you close us Windows will say
This file is not responding
It won't go away

Think of all the things we offer you
Don't think about closing before we're through

Click on me
Click on me, some day
We'll break your CDs

Do not close me
Trying to hard will cause your files to freeze

We'll never cease
We will spread on PCs
And of course on MACs, too
There will never be a day when I won't come to you

Can it be?
Another popup?
Oh no!
Go away
You are not wanted here
The stupid popups, who made them?
I do not remember asking for a bad modem

We'll never cease
We will your PCs
And MACs and your CDs
But please promise me that sometimes you will click . . .
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh
On me

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 24

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 4   6
 5   15

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Alyssa - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
That was smashing. I hate those bloody pop ups
Aaron Dodson - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's 555 virus-free macs for ya!
Red Ant - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but POP I wanted to POP let you POP know that POP POP this was funny POP POP POP POP crashes and dies.
Rick Cormier - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent !!! 555
Tristessa Baggins - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
That was awesome!! you beat me to it though, I was going to do a Phantom parody oh well I'll do one anyways
Sandra Ly - June 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol, that's so cool. I luv this parody! I wish my parody could match up to yours... :-p
Dumb Ass Kid - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] DKTOS, but a great read all the same. Especially liked how it's unbelievably realistic with popups appearing everywhere. You're right, they are unwanted : )
Leo Jay - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] A few pacing glitches where syllable count matches, but the stresses are off. But overall, nicely done.
Val R. - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Do you know how finny this is? I don't think you do or else you woud've made more parodies. And if you did, I sure don't see them
no - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
you will never know who this is!
O.G. - January 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Innacurate, yet blissful. I am fond of how it stated the true manner of those bloody pop-ups! For once in my life, I had a laugh. Nicely done.

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