Song Parodies -> Phantom of Insurance
| Original Song Title: | "Phantom of the Opera" |
| Original Performer: | Andrew Lloyd Webber |
| Parody Song Title: | "Phantom of Insurance" |
| Parody Written by: | Thalia's Dog |
In the legal industry, "regs" is short for "regulations." Thanks to CCH Insurance Services for helping with these lyrics.
Christine: In rules, he sang to me, of compliance.
That voice which calls to my line of business.
And do I process claims?, for now I find,
the Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside your Regs.
Commissioner: Submit, again, filing requirements.
My powers and duties grow stronger yet.
And though you turn from me, and violated,
the Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside my Regs.
Christine: Those who have seen your fees, draw back in fear.
I write the policies.
Commissioner: It's me they hear.
My guidelines and your forms are united.
The Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside my Regs.
Commissioner: In your underwriting, you always knew,
that man and licensing...
Christine: Were both in you.
Commissioner: And in this labyrinth, so legislated,
the Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside my Regs.
Commissioner: Comply, my angel of insurance.
Christine: He's there, the Commissioner of insurance.
(Christine reads a policy.)
Commissioner:
Comply.
Comply with me.
Comply, my angel of insurance.
Comply with me!
Christine: Sign here!
That voice which calls to my line of business.
And do I process claims?, for now I find,
the Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside your Regs.
Commissioner: Submit, again, filing requirements.
My powers and duties grow stronger yet.
And though you turn from me, and violated,
the Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside my Regs.
Christine: Those who have seen your fees, draw back in fear.
I write the policies.
Commissioner: It's me they hear.
My guidelines and your forms are united.
The Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside my Regs.
Commissioner: In your underwriting, you always knew,
that man and licensing...
Christine: Were both in you.
Commissioner: And in this labyrinth, so legislated,
the Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside my Regs.
Commissioner: Comply, my angel of insurance.
Christine: He's there, the Commissioner of insurance.
(Christine reads a policy.)
Commissioner:
Comply.
Comply with me.
Comply, my angel of insurance.
Comply with me!
Christine: Sign here!
Check out my music video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=HfsvvnenGvc
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