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Song Parodies -> "Phantom of Insurance"

Original Song Title:

"Phantom of the Opera"

Original Performer:

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Parody Song Title:

"Phantom of Insurance"

Parody Written by:

Thalia's Dog

The Lyrics

In the legal industry, "regs" is short for "regulations." Thanks to CCH Insurance Services for helping with these lyrics.
Christine: In rules, he sang to me, of compliance.
That voice which calls to my line of business.
And do I process claims?, for now I find,
the Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside your Regs.

Commissioner: Submit, again, filing requirements.
My powers and duties grow stronger yet.
And though you turn from me, and violated,
the Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside my Regs.

Christine: Those who have seen your fees, draw back in fear.
I write the policies.

Commissioner: It's me they hear.
My guidelines and your forms are united.
The Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside my Regs.

Commissioner: In your underwriting, you always knew,
that man and licensing...

Christine: Were both in you.

Commissioner: And in this labyrinth, so legislated,
the Commissioner of Insurance is there, inside my Regs.

Commissioner: Comply, my angel of insurance.

Christine: He's there, the Commissioner of insurance.

(Christine reads a policy.)

Comply with me.
Comply, my angel of insurance.
Comply with me!

Christine: Sign here!
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