[Computer Voice]
Welcome to DOS
Set up NT
Now look at all
The games here for free

[Rice Cube]
This is the best!
Game time is near
Now what is this?
This game's pretty weird!

Seldom do I see
A challenge for me
Now I must think hard
So I can soon be...

[Watt Daddy]
Master of the mouse!
Clicking up a storm!
Playing until morning

[Rice Cube]
Geez, my hands are warm!
Oh crap I have failed!
That was not a bomb!
Time to start another game with great aplomb

[Rice Cube's Mom]
Gonna get the carpal tunnel
Why don't you come down and eat?

[Rice Cube]
Don't bother me, foul mother
I will not accept defeat!

[Watt Daddy]
Master of the mouse!
Click reveals a two!
Where to click next?

[Rice Cube]
Shut up! I know what to do!

[Watt Daddy]
Maybe over here!
Maybe over there!

[Rice Cube]
Dude, will you shut the hell up
And get out of my hair!

[Computer Voice]
My processor's overheating
The fan's about to explode!

[Rice Cube]
I will keep on playing
Playing till I beat the expert mode!

[Watt Daddy]
Master of the mouse!
Only three to go!
Think you'll choose the right one?

[Rice Cube]
Geez, I don't know!

[Watt Daddy]
Better hurry up
Time is running out!

[Rice Cube]
Don't you think I see that
You stupid lout!

[Rice Cube's Mom]
Come on down it's time for dinner
And your girlfriend's on the phone
Now give up off your keister
Meester, or I'll skin you to the bone!

[Rice Cube]
Come on, Mother
Must play some more!
Look at my times
I'm gonna score!

[Rice Cube's Mom]
Oh alright hon
But I'll be terse!
But I believe
That game's a curse...

[Watt Daddy]
Alright she has gone
It's time to let fly!

[Rice Cube]
Okay, bring it on!
Get a record time...

[Watt Daddy]
Holy moley dude!
Your comp is on fire!

[Rice Cube]
Get the fire extinguisher
Before time expires!
Down to ninty-four
That score isn't great
Gonna click faster to
Get eighty-eight!

[Watt Daddy]
Wow, you're sweating major bullets!
Your processor's getting fried!

[Rice Cube]
The blue screen of death
Couldn't stop me even if it tried!

[Watt Daddy]
Left click over here!
Right click over there!
Oh no you just lost!

[Rice Cube]
This isn't fair!
Gonna start again
Clearing out some space
Monitor my heartbeat
It's on a manic pace!

[Watt Daddy]
Your hand's quantum redshifting!
There's three more bombs to go!

[Rice Cube]
How my speed increases
All in bits and pieces
Jesus! This stupid game just blows!

[Watt Daddy]
Master of the mouse
Give it one more try
Use the Force and here's a little contact high!

[Rice Cube]
Get rid of the pot!
My mom's gonna freak!
I don't wanna stop and
Ruin my winning streak!

[Watt Daddy]
Oh please, just keep on clicking...
Your gaming skills are well to do!

[Rice Cube]
Did you see that?

[Watt Daddy]
Jesus!

[Rice Cube]
Jesus, I just scored a fifty-two!

[Rice Cube's Mom]
I used to dream
That my son would become rich
But God Almighty,
I think the bassinets were switched...
Master of the mouse?
Useless pound for pound
Come on down for dinner
And turn down that sound!

[Rice Cube]
Gotta use my brain!
I am almost there!

[Rice Cube's Mom]
I said come down right now!

[Rice Cube]
But that's not fair!
Give me at least five more minutes
I gotta clean out the mouse

[Rice Cube's Mom]
You better come down soon or
I will kick you out the house!

[Watt Daddy]
Master of the mouse!

[Rice Cube's Mom]
Gotta take a bath!

[Watt Daddy]
Fast-clicker, screen flickers--

[Rice Cube's Mom]
You've incurred my wrath!

[Rice Cube]
What?! A fifty-four?

[Watt Daddy]
That is not so great

[Rice Cube's Mom]
I am coming up right now!

[Rice Cube]
I can't see straight!

[Watt Daddy]
Everyone bow to the master
Everybody bless the mouse!
Better hurry up and fast!

[Rice Cube's Mom]
I'm about to kick your ass!

[Everyone]
Nobody clicks much faster than the master of the mouse!