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Song Parodies -> "Master of the Mouse (The Minesweeper Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Master of the House"

Original Performer:

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Parody Song Title:

"Master of the Mouse (The Minesweeper Song)"

Parody Written by:

Rice Cube & Watt Daddy

The Lyrics

[Computer Voice]
Welcome to DOS
Set up NT
Now look at all
The games here for free

[Rice Cube]
This is the best!
Game time is near
Now what is this?
This game's pretty weird!

Seldom do I see
A challenge for me
Now I must think hard
So I can soon be...

[Watt Daddy]
Master of the mouse!
Clicking up a storm!
Playing until morning

[Rice Cube]
Geez, my hands are warm!
Oh crap I have failed!
That was not a bomb!
Time to start another game with great aplomb

[Rice Cube's Mom]
Gonna get the carpal tunnel
Why don't you come down and eat?

[Rice Cube]
Don't bother me, foul mother
I will not accept defeat!

[Watt Daddy]
Master of the mouse!
Click reveals a two!
Where to click next?

[Rice Cube]
Shut up! I know what to do!

[Watt Daddy]
Maybe over here!
Maybe over there!

[Rice Cube]
Dude, will you shut the hell up
And get out of my hair!

[Computer Voice]
My processor's overheating
The fan's about to explode!

[Rice Cube]
I will keep on playing
Playing till I beat the expert mode!

[Watt Daddy]
Master of the mouse!
Only three to go!
Think you'll choose the right one?

[Rice Cube]
Geez, I don't know!

[Watt Daddy]
Better hurry up
Time is running out!

[Rice Cube]
Don't you think I see that
You stupid lout!

[Rice Cube's Mom]
Come on down it's time for dinner
And your girlfriend's on the phone
Now give up off your keister
Meester, or I'll skin you to the bone!

[Rice Cube]
Come on, Mother
Must play some more!
Look at my times
I'm gonna score!

[Rice Cube's Mom]
Oh alright hon
But I'll be terse!
But I believe
That game's a curse...

[Watt Daddy]
Alright she has gone
It's time to let fly!

[Rice Cube]
Okay, bring it on!
Get a record time...

[Watt Daddy]
Holy moley dude!
Your comp is on fire!

[Rice Cube]
Get the fire extinguisher
Before time expires!
Down to ninty-four
That score isn't great
Gonna click faster to
Get eighty-eight!

[Watt Daddy]
Wow, you're sweating major bullets!
Your processor's getting fried!

[Rice Cube]
The blue screen of death
Couldn't stop me even if it tried!

[Watt Daddy]
Left click over here!
Right click over there!
Oh no you just lost!

[Rice Cube]
This isn't fair!
Gonna start again
Clearing out some space
Monitor my heartbeat
It's on a manic pace!

[Watt Daddy]
Your hand's quantum redshifting!
There's three more bombs to go!

[Rice Cube]
How my speed increases
All in bits and pieces
Jesus! This stupid game just blows!

[Watt Daddy]
Master of the mouse
Give it one more try
Use the Force and here's a little contact high!

[Rice Cube]
Get rid of the pot!
My mom's gonna freak!
I don't wanna stop and
Ruin my winning streak!

[Watt Daddy]
Oh please, just keep on clicking...
Your gaming skills are well to do!

[Rice Cube]
Did you see that?

[Watt Daddy]

[Rice Cube]
Jesus, I just scored a fifty-two!

[Rice Cube's Mom]
I used to dream
That my son would become rich
But God Almighty,
I think the bassinets were switched...
Master of the mouse?
Useless pound for pound
Come on down for dinner
And turn down that sound!

[Rice Cube]
Gotta use my brain!
I am almost there!

[Rice Cube's Mom]
I said come down right now!

[Rice Cube]
But that's not fair!
Give me at least five more minutes
I gotta clean out the mouse

[Rice Cube's Mom]
You better come down soon or
I will kick you out the house!

[Watt Daddy]
Master of the mouse!

[Rice Cube's Mom]
Gotta take a bath!

[Watt Daddy]
Fast-clicker, screen flickers--

[Rice Cube's Mom]
You've incurred my wrath!

[Rice Cube]
What?! A fifty-four?

[Watt Daddy]
That is not so great

[Rice Cube's Mom]
I am coming up right now!

[Rice Cube]
I can't see straight!

[Watt Daddy]
Everyone bow to the master
Everybody bless the mouse!
Better hurry up and fast!

[Rice Cube's Mom]
I'm about to kick your ass!

Nobody clicks much faster than the master of the mouse!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 56

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   5
 2   1
 3   0
 4   5
 5   45

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Rice Cube - February 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Tough crowd!
John Jenkins - February 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Very clever - good line about switched bassinets. But Andrew Lloyd Webber was NOT involved with "Les Miserables" (music was by Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Shonberg and lyrics were by Herbert Kretzmer).
Rice Cube - February 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks John :) My bad...The other guy who did a parody of this song credited ALW, so I did too. You should check his parody out, it's pretty cool.
Jordan - February 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I like it MUY MUCH! 5/5/5. How your score increases JESUS it's amazing good work shows.=)
Golden Pirana - February 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Being a big Les Miserables fan (I have odd taste), I found this song pretty fun. Good work with the Son/Mother relationship, too! 5/5/5
John Harvey - February 17, 2003 - Report this comment
It was great. I gave it all fives. It was a bit long though. No complaints though, even though I am a mac user. ;)
KJ - February 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Great! I've never heard the original song, but making a parody of it with a Mine Sweeper geek was clever. The pacing is excellent.
Stray Pooch - February 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Congrats on a great parody! What a song to pick for it too! I am a HUGE Les Miz fan and, of course, this is the best of the humorous songs in the show. To relate it to minesweeper was a stroke of genius. I think the pacing is excellent - especially at the end with Mom's take on Madam Thernardier's rant - lol! Great job!
neminem - May 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Genius. I'm also a Les Mis fan - I clicked this parody to announce that it wasn't by Weber, but I see that's already been cleared up. So yeah, 5/5/5. Mind if I advertise the Les Mis parody I just finished for all you other fans? It's called One Month More (till graduation), and so far it's gotten one vote, from someone who hated it.
Steven Cavanagh - September 12, 2003 - Report this comment
As the writer of the other parody (ALW- d'oh!), I know how much effort you put into it. Brillo stuff.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Sports/Games Parody
Adagio - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I had ti give all 5's! This was so much fun...all the intereactions betwen the people were good.
Mari D - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Rice & Watt: Wow! What an adventure! It reminds me of my stepson, who loves to play games and for whom the outside world sometimes doesn't exist.
Diva - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Job-- you two! =)
Claude Prez - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Man, I wish I knew the original. Lots of fun to read, though; especially liked "Don't bother me, foul mother". Great stuff.
Michael Pacholek - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Now do one for Spider Solitaire! The other game I waste my time at work with! If you'll pardon me ending the sentence with a preposition.
Paul Robinson - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Rice & Watt - Good job. I guess this would be the PC generation's "Pinball Wizard" equivalent. - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
As a recovering Minesweepaholic (haven't touched it for over a year now), I can relate. I loved the repartee, e.g., "Dude, will you shut the hell up!" And with lines like "off your keister, meester," Rice Cube's Mom has got it goin' on.
Leo Jay - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job, great choice of song to parody. I'll have to dig out the old LM recording...
Agrimorfee - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) seeing it late here, for the first time, it's still a winner. The only memorable tune from Les Miz, and you did it a fine (in)justice.555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS but I could relate to this brilliant work. A lot of effort here deserving some '5s.
Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) "Your hand's quantum redshifting!" Dudes, you subatomically rock!
Jeff Reuben - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Definitely in the top three...excellent job guys!
Adagio - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Just as supreme as I said before!
Meriadoc - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) That was pretty funny...
Anthony - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Good parody, but Master of the House is Boublil and Schonberg - NOT Andrew Lloyd Webber! :D

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