Billie C, he was quite my favorite guy
I never really loved another, and that's no lie
And Billie was my joy because
He reminded me of me

Through Billie C, Hillary lived vicariously
Loved him, praised him, gave him all she could endlessly,
but then...
He made her feel second best
And even if she were -

Being told she was an also-ran
Does not make her a Billie fan
But where we had really missed the boat is
She's a great gal but no one seemed to notice

Billie's charm and winning smile
Failed to slay them in the aisle
And he couldn't see the danger
He could not imagine any danger
He just saw in an intern all his dreams come true

Hillary wanted to show the world she's not so dumb
To make it clear Billie wasn't the special one
So Hillary went and got some stylish hair
And some manly mono colored suits to wear

Hillary's suits were elegant,
The cut was fine
The tasteful style was the
Ultimate in good design
And this is why it caught the eye
Even Lazio would stop and stare

And when Hillary tried it on
She knew her big-calf days were gone
Such a dazzling suit of mono color
How she loved pant suits of mono color

In a class above the rest
It even went well with her vest
Such a stunning suit of mono color
How she loved pant suits of mono color
They were red and yellow and green and
Brown and blue

Billie C wasn't
Too pleased with what he saw

He had never liked pant suits
All that much before
And now this suit
Makes my preference mute
"I feel life is unfair"

And when Hillary graced the scene
Billie C turned a shade of green
Her astounding clothing took the biscuit
Quite the smoothest person in the district

"I look handsome, I look smart
I'm a walking work of art"
Such a dazzling suit of mono color
How I love my suits of mono color

She had red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And red and yellow and green and brown and
Scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And blue