Refrain.
Amy Grant, Amy Grant,
You have now caused me to rant
'Bout your husband you divorced;
Is that sacrilege? Of course!
Amy Grant, Amy Grant,
How your morals are so scant!
Putting up with it? I shan't,
Amy Grant!

Stanza I.
Barney you did e'er support;
It's time to cut his own show short!
Tinky Winky you did love;
I guess that really, really proves
You gave Elmo his first gun
To take out all of SS' fun,
And Ernie, Bert and Big Bird were all done!

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Stanza II.
When the family carnage came,
You just said 'twas fun and games
That your husband you'd divorce,
But you acted then with force!
You just showed him to the door
And your husband was no more!
Now the thing for you I'd like
Is your stabbing by a pike!

(Refrain)