Oh don't you whine that the prizes aren't mine
Your arse like your beak it does tweet
It's not nonsense, you're just unkind
and me, I'm just feeling so dead beat

I know that I said that I'd comp or else
I know that you said I would rue....
But baby, I'm a duck not a sparrow
I'm not a coward though I'm yellow
I'd rather comp than be with you

Cos I'm all comped out
Doesn't mean I'll take your shovin' & crappy lousy lovin'
All comped out
Like lard my brain is nothing when
You're huffin' and a puffin' all around

So don't roll your eyes, I will win a prize
Your wind's just another of your farts
Don't stop - it's time you flew
Leave those prizes behind you
Go back live with your horse & cart!

Cos I'm all comped out
Doesn't mean that I'm retiring & prizes I ain't eyein'
All comped out
Like lard my brain is nothing while
You're huffin' and a puffin' all around

I'll comp another day
I'll be fine
Prizes will abound here
Comping's not a waste of time!

All comped out.....
Doesn't mean that I'm retiring & prizes I ain't eyein'
All comped out
Like lard my brain is nothing whilst
You're huffin' and a puffin' all around