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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Alfie Zappacosta

Parody Song Title:

"Girl War"

Parody Written by:

The Great Destroyer

The Lyrics

Okay, so at school, there was a conflict with several girls and this scenario goes well with something that could happen in my books...particularly this new one called World War 3: Sinister Operations. In this novel, while a "Third World War" is about to happen, a single teen (son of a soldier in the book) finds himself conflicted with girls-and they both want to date him. This song is how he'd sing about his problem! NOTE: I sneaked in the names of several of my (real) schoolmates, who are also featured in the novel, as well as other (MADE UP) people.
This huge Girl War!

I heard Madi, clicking on the sidewalk
Thumping to the rhythm of my gun.
Caught up with her
She's the one girl of my life.

I followed her home every night
Just to make sure that Grant wouldn't shoot her
Oh man, it's true
Can't take my little mind off her.

And what I need, Mackie, is a little bit of company.


She's got me on my knees
I burned throughout last night
And next thing I knew I was caught in the middle
Of this Girl War
Won't you help me win this Girl War

Coons, she's gotta know
She sees me every corner I go
Doesn't that show something
Morgan's taking hold of me, yeah
All because of her, she's trying to punch me through
She can't take another night alone without me
Maybe it's true
She is just hung up on me!

And what I need, buddy, is a little of her company


They've got me on my knees
'Cause Madi now loves me
And I'm thinking this is the starting up of this very bad
This bad Girl War!
Won't you let me win this Girl War (repeat twice)
Did you catch those names? If you didn't, they're listed below: 1. Madi loves me=9th grader Madison Young idolizes the main protagonist's son 2. Coons= Olivia Coons' burning love for the main protagonist 3. Morgan's taking hold of me= Morgan Baker's rivalry against Coons all because of her love for the main protagonist. 4. All the "I's= One of the main protagonists (try to figure out who it is)

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