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Song Parodies -> "Hello Bush Got A New Voter?"

Original Song Title:

"Hello John Got A New Motor?"

Original Performer:

Alexei Sayle

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Bush Got A New Voter?"

Parody Written by:

Stella Baker

The Lyrics

Hello Bush got a new voter?
Hello Bush got a new voter?
He's made a mess of Iraq (x2)
He talks right out of his ass (x2)
He's a rubbish US President (x2)

Hello Bush got a new voter? (x4)
Hahahahahahaha voter voter voter voter voter (fade)

Hello Bush got a new voter?
Hello Bush got a new voter?
He needs to be in a special hospital (x2)
Is there life on Mars? (x2)
Is there oil in Baghdad? (x2)
What's that Cheney there for? (x2)
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah (Bush speech)

Hello Bush got a new voter?
Hello Bush got a new voter?
He can't half talk the bullshit (x2)
Can't even find Osama Bin Laden (x2)
He released Libby (x2)
This is why they call him Dub-ya (x2)
He keeps making ballsups (x2)
You can't understand what he says (x2)
He shit himself during Katrina (x2)
Then left everything to FEMA (x2)

Hello Bush got a new voter?
Hello Bush got a new voter?

Here Bush do you like the oil?
Do you eh? hey, it's lovely oil
Here, want to attack Iran? (x2)

Hello Bush got a new voter?
Hello Bush got a new voter?
Bush is quite a liar (x2)
Hello Bush got a new voter?
He causes Americans embarrassment (x2)
They think he takes the p*ss (x2)
They pay more for gas (x2)

Hello Bush got a new voter? (x2)
He walks around like a moron (x2)
Oh Dick Cheney? Yeah, he's the intelligent one
He's the Vice-President
Hello Bush got a new voter? (x2)
Been to New Orleans?
Lovely, New Orleans
Take a tour of New Orleans
Can't build a house though
Can't build a house in New Orleans you know
But there's a nice house in Washington though
And it's a white house in Washington
It's the White House, and it sounds nice
White house in Washington, that sounds nice
I like the White House
Ah cheers, thanks a lot, oh nice one yeah
Alright? How you voting?
How you voting eh?
Republican again?
Lovely, you must be educated
Hello, hello hello, hello
Hello Bush got a new voter? (x2)
Bush has made a mess of the country (x2)
Hello Bush got a new voter (x4)
Here that's a nice conspiracy theory
I like your propaganda
Got any John Kerry? Oh I like him
Michael Moore?
Oh I think he's fantastic
Oh I love him, I love Michael Moore
When I hear Michael Moore....

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Ann Onymous - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
According to an ancient amiright legend that I just made up Bush once found himself stranded with Michael Pacholek on a deserted island with a pay phone booth. Bush then asked Michael if he could lend him a quater so that he could call one of his voters to come resque them, Michael then offered to give him five dollars so that he could call ALL of them. :-)
6JY - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Everyone who isn't one of MP's imaginary friends knows this is what actually happened: MP didn't have a quarter because Shrillery had already stolen his purse.
Phil Alexander - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I guess I'm one of the few to remember the OS... and congratulations on being the first Alexei Sayle parodist here. This fits the off-the-wall feel of the OS while taking quite a few liberties with the scansion. I like the concept, but the execution could be improved, IMO.
Talking Heads Fan - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Haha... classic 80's song, but I'n still made it iTunes for no having it >_< Good job, though! +5 on everything ;) 10 +1s...? Are you guys grading the song or the parody? Btw - the song sucks without Alexei Sayle, and you guys are being TOTALLY unfair

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