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Song Parodies -> "Population Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Summertime Blues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Population Blues"

Parody Written by:

Ed Glaze III

The Lyrics

original written by Eddie Cochran and Jerry Capehart
Well I'm a gonna raise a fuss, I'm gonna raise aholler
About meetin' family expectations of all-o-ya
Every time I ask a girl, to try to get a kiss
She will say, "No way, boy you gotta want kids"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the population blues

Well my mom'n'papa told me,
"Son, you gotta have a family,
If you wanna have someone to look after you someday"
Well, I want no kids, told them all I was sterile
"Now I don't get a wife 'cause they hafta have a child"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the population blues

I'm gonna take two weeks, gonna have a vacation
I'm gonna take my problem to the United Nations
Well, I called my congressman and he said quote:
"I'd like to help you son, but you're request's a joke"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the population blues

Yeah, sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the population blues
No there ain't no cure for the population blues

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Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent parody 5-5-5
Grace Hampton - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I give you a 5 for irony.

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