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Song Parodies -> "Black Mailman"

Original Song Title:

"Black Velvet"

Original Performer:

Alana Miles

Parody Song Title:

"Black Mailman"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Free delivery...he had a package that was fragile;
In the back door, turn the radio up high
Your woman's "dancin' horizontal" with the carrier
His sweat is glistenin' on the back of her thigh
This guy could sing, knew addresses of everyone
Now she's wanting more, he leaves her longing for

The Black mailman......... he's doin' your wife
Black mailman, is a smooth southern guy
A new position, and you'll see her on her knees
Black mailman.... he can please

Down in Charleston, the mail's late this morning
White trash, and she's bound to drive him wild
Yo mama's laying in the arms of your postman
Look at his mailbag, he leaves it lyin' in a pile....
The way he "grooved", it was a sin, much better than you
Now she is wanting more, he leaves her longing for...

The Black mailman.......and his toothy white smile
Black mailman, with his slow southern style
A new position, and you'll see her on her knees
Black mailman.....he can please

Every piece of junk mail that he brought was for you
In a flash he was gone, Tuesday by noon, what will
she do?

(Solo)

The Black mailman......... he's doin' your wife
Black mailman, is a smooth southern guy
A new position, and you'll see her on her knees
Black mailman.... he can please

Black mailman.......and his toothy white smile
Black mailman, with his slow southern style
A new position, and you'll see her on her knees
Black mailman.....................he can please
he can please.......
he can please ......

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Old Man Ribber - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Of course he can...his "bag" is made of leather! Funny as hell, Jeff! ;D
I Said Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Woo! - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Of course this will piss off some "PC" and other types. Let them "tut-tut" all they want. The Rolling Stones have been doing this stuff for years (Brown Sugar, anyone?). It's tongue in cheek. Alannah did a great hit song and you made a brilliant and funny parody. Like Old Man Ribber says, it's funny as hell. Bravo, Jeff!
Peter Andersson - August 07, 2017 - Report this comment
I searched this song to see if "Black POTUS" had been done (It hasn't, but I've decided to pass) and found this instead; one of probably only two songs on Amiright on mailmanning (though Claude Prez might have covered the topic too, come to think about it). Here's mine BTW:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/gordonlightfoot101.shtml

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