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Song Parodies -> "Bong in my Mouth (2010)"

Original Song Title:

"Song of the South"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alabama

Parody Song Title:

"Bong in my Mouth (2010)"

Parody Written by:

LPFreak64

The Lyrics

I wrote the original parody in high school with a couple of friends. I went back and revised with better wordplay and rhymes. Also, the story told in the song makes more sense. Thanks for reading!
Bong, Bong in my Mouth, Got me so High I could touch the clouds
Gone, Gone with the Wind, Ain’t nobody getting’ stoned again

Pot is on the roadside, Pot is in the ditch, We all sold the pot but never got rich.
Daddy was a Veteran, who smoked weed and hash, we need to get a rich man to smoke like that, singing.

Bong, Bong in my Mouth, Got me so High I could touch the clouds
Gone, Gone with the Wind, Ain’t nobody getting’ stoned again

Somebody told me “Stoner go to Hell”, but we were so stoned that we couldn’t tell
The leaves were small but the stalks were tall, and Mr. Roosevelt was gonna smoke it all.
Well, Daddy got rich but Daddy got found, the county got the farm, and we moved to town,
Momma got a job with the FDA , she bought a dime, a dub, and a Chevrolet, singing

Bong, Bong in my Mouth, Got me so High I could touch the clouds
Gone, Gone with the Wind, Ain’t nobody getting’ stoned again
Bong, Bong in my Mouth, Got me so High I could touch the clouds
Gone, Gone with the Wind, Ain’t nobody getting’ stoned again

Bong, Bong in My Mouth ... Gone, Gone with the Wind

(Sung by Choir)
Bong, Bong in my Mouth, Got me so High I could touch the clouds
Gone, Gone with the Wind, Ain’t nobody getting’ stoned again
Bong, Bong in my Mouth, Got me so High I could touch the clouds
Gone, Gone with the Wind, Ain’t nobody getting’ stoned again

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Patrick - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Like the original song. Like your tribute to American free enterprise. One of the high points of my day.
Phil Nelson - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Ah, a classic. 5's

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