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Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Ever Call Me A Lesbian!"

Original Song Title:

"Uchuu Keiji Sharivan"

Original Performer:

Akira Kushida

Parody Song Title:

"Please Don't Ever Call Me A Lesbian!"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Hey boy, I don't have a mustache on my pretty face
Please don't guess my darn traits, don't think that I'm a tomboy
I don't kiss girls, 'cause I'm a girl
You know who I am
I don't love women, 'cause I'm a woman
You would be trusting me

Why, why, why you'd thought I'm a man? (Why?)
Don't, don't, don't think that I'm a man! (Don't!)
Who the hey do you think I am?
I'm just a woman, I ain't muscular
Please don't ever call me... a lesbian!

Hey boy, don't have to worry about my hormones please
Some girls might talk like many men, you have to fear about them
I do want to have a boyfriend
Lucky, it could be you
If so someday, I'll marry you
And live happily afterwards

Why, why, why you'd thought I'm a man? (Why?)
Don't, don't, don't think that I'm a man! (Don't!)
No matter how long or short my hair
Nobody judged me by my hairstyle
Please don't ever call me... a lesbian!

Why, why, why you'd thought I'm a man? (Why?)
Don't, don't, don't think that I'm a man! (Don't!)
Who the hey do you think I am?
I don't really look just like you
Please don't ever call me... a lesbian!

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